Monday, February 26, 2007
The Formation of Hudson B.O.O.B.
I have a new idea. It's the formation of a new group of gay Hudson business-owners.
Hudson's Bottom Owned and Operated Businesses.
...I know I don't need to tell you who'll be on it....
The best thing is that you can say:
"Are you going to the BOOB meeting tonight?"
"I'm running for president of the BOOB's, can you please vote for me?"
"That queen, she runs the biggest BOOB in town...."
In the Register-Star, there will be Help Wanted ads that read:
"Are you looking for a BOOB job?"
The BOOB's can get together and advertise in HX in NYC:
"10% discount on all merchandise - for TOPS only!"
The best part would be the TOPS having to PROVE it. (Once again, I think we need an 800 phone number verification service...)
Also, there would be monthly BOOB meetings. A hall filled with bottoms - which could be either a paradise or a hell, depending on the bottoms.
Since it's a bunch of bottoms in a room together, the first order of business would ALWAYS be:
1. Why hasn't he called me?
HAHAHA....OK, enough from me, let me hear from you.
Any comments on B.O.O.B.?