They warned me before I came to Hudson....
They said "It's mostly couples, there's no real gay bar, most people go to dinner parties"
Dinner Parties?
Like, sit-down dinner parties? ...ugh...
Listen, I don't mind going to dinner parties, but don't expect me to be all 'sugar and cream' just because I'm all gussied up.
Hey, if I can't talk about RIM JOBS at the dinner table, then don't invite me!
Really.
Here's an example....
GUEST: "This rump roast is just delightful! It's so well marinated..."
ME: "Let me tell you about a RUMP ROAST I was eating last night....25, Latino, HOT. I like them spicy...ASS for DAYS! Meaty, succulent, juicy! His name was JOSE and he was marinated in my spit!"
Hey, if you can't deal, don't invite me.
Here's a photo of Jose:
2 comments:
Jose's phone number, please.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
Shit, I didn't know it was going to be an international call...
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