Hi --
Someone sent me this, was this MY character who got fired from the antique store?
.......sigh.......
"See... THIS is what happens when you fire your fictional characters from Warren Street!!!"
Alleged knife-wielding Pizza Hut bandit arraigned
By Andrew Amelinckx
Hudson-Catskill Newspapers
GREENPORT -- Andrew, 22, was arraigned at Greenport Town Court Monday evening for his alleged knife-point robbery of the Pizza Hut on Fairview Avenue in Greenport.
The alleged crime occurred on the night of Feb. 17, when a man in a dark hooded sweatshirt entered the establishment around 10:25 p.m. He pulled out a 12-inch butcher knife and threatened the employees with it, demanding they open the safe. Andrew allegedly made off with $120.
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"He pulled out a 12-inch butcher knife and threatened the employees with it, demanding they open the safe. Andrew allegedly made off with $120."
Only $10 an inch???
Andrew should move to NYC, I think Daniel Nardicio pays his dancers $20 an inch.
$120 = 20 Sausage Lovers personal pan pizzas. Or 25 Cheesy Bites pizzas. Without beverages or desserts.
Wow, that's a great Saturday night take!
(Note to self: do not open a franchise pizza shop in Greenport.)
A math geek? HOT!
If at 10:25 pm, he drove his Chevy Nova 25 miles an hour from the Pizza Hut, at a rate of acceleration of 32 feet per second per second, at what time does he reach the abandoned warehouses by the river?
Well, that would really depend on the route, wouldn't it?
Does he take Green Street? Harry Howard? Does he make a stop on GLENWOOD BOULEVARD???
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