There's only ONE mustache in Hudson worth noting....you KNOW who he is....(no it's NOT Tom Selleck, silly...)
I think of that mustache CONSTANTLY...
I want to feel it, gently tickling my perineum (um, if you don't know what a perineum is, remind me NOT to have sex with you).
I want his mustache on me, the course bristles back and forth, making me ask for more.
The bristles, like a scrub brush, cleaning me.
Cleaning me, like the dirty little whore that I am!
Cleanse me....like a scrub brush!
CHRISTINA!! I'M NOT MAD AT YOU, I'M MAD AT THE DIRT!
On THAT note, I have to go jerk off now, bye...