Mustache Ride

There's only ONE mustache in Hudson worth noting....you KNOW who he is....(no it's NOT Tom Selleck, silly...)

I think of that mustache CONSTANTLY...

I want to feel it, gently tickling my perineum (um, if you don't know what a perineum is, remind me NOT to have sex with you).

I want his mustache on me, the course bristles back and forth, making me ask for more.

The bristles, like a scrub brush, cleaning me.

Cleaning me, like the dirty little whore that I am!

Cleanse me....like a scrub brush!

CHRISTINA!! I'M NOT MAD AT YOU, I'M MAD AT THE DIRT!

On THAT note, I have to go jerk off now, bye...