You knew that "Fag/Flag Day" joke was coming, at some point.....
Anyway, the staff here at GayHudson.com got together this afternoon to start preliminary planning sessions for the GayHudson.com Flag Day festivities.
We're thinking of a large celebration, a combinaion of the San Francisco Folsom Street fair, New York Gay Pride, and the last live Judy Garland concert. Something, on THAT level!
Or, a truck with a couple of banners on it....and maybe a drag queen.
We had the following three money raising ideas:
- A bake sale
- Whore out the fact-checker (suggested BY the fact-checker)
- Get some sponsors.
Not a good idea.The fact-checker? He's really only worth a few dollars. He's about as worn out as the elastic on your grandfather's Fruit of the Looms. Maybe we can set up a booth on Warren Street?
"Five-Bucks-A-Fuck"
It would be amazing if we make any money on this considering that he'd let anyone fuck him for free any other day of the week.....whore...
So, maybe sponsors?Why ANY reputable business in town would EVER want to be associated with this trashy-ass website is beyond us, but you never know.
I'm just putting it out there, let's see what happens.
People have WARNED me already...
"You don't know what you're doing. It's FLAG DAY!! It's HUDSON!! You just can't walk down the middle of Warren Street in drag!"
Oh...really? Watch me.
Babydoll, I got a blade in my wig and I'm not afraid to use it.
Let's start planning Flag Day!!
2 comments:
Simply FABULOUS - We need to start working on this right away if we are going to make Hudson's F(l)ag day the biggest and best in the state. Can we get those fossils from stonewall to come up. Perphaps DYKEs on bikes, the Harlem high steppers and ok course thay big fat guy from NYC with the bone in his nose. Oh ya and I am sure we have a queen or two on the police force who can represent....
Mmm mmm mmm.
That Pam Grier...
I'm just sayin', if I had to switch, it would be for a woman like that... ALL woman...
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