Sunday, March 18, 2007
I give up.
I'm going to be heterosexual.
Do you think I could 'pass'?
I didn't think so, either....
But one evening of watching the Lipstick Lovelies at Stray Bar, and I'm seriously considering it!
First off, these gals were HOT!
There was a lot of hip wiggling going on last night at Stray Bar.
I guess I could wiggle my hips like the Lipstick Lovelies....the only thing is that as I get older, there's a little too much JIGGLING, post-wiggling....if you know what I mean. I stop, but my ass keeps shaking....
My 'friends' ask me, "Rich, you want some FRIES to go with that SHAKE?".
Yeah, another 45 minutes on the machines at the Finnish Line, I know... (OMG - BOTH STEAM SHOWERS ARE BROKEN NOW!!!! My skin is so dry! Help me!)
The Lipstick Lovelies were amazing.....GREAT costumes, GREAT numbers, GREAT asses.....and OMG, they perform for HOURS!
DJ REDLIGHT (nee DJ Lisa) was spinning and she was AMAZING!!! Scissor Sisters, Madonna. We LOVE DJ REDLIGHT!!
The brothel spirits that haunt Hudson must have been happy last night. I felt like we were honoring our town's past!
OK, gay boys....we MUST make an effort to ALL go. I want to see every faigeleh within a thirty mile radius at Stray Bar next time she spins! DJ Redlight and Stray are really making an effort. We all have to show up! (Um, and can some cute boys go so that I can get laid? HELLO. I'm getting a king size pillow top mattress delivered today. You should sleep with me for the bed alone.)
Ok, let's go back to talking about ME having sex with a woman...
The last vagina I touched was my mother's....during birth....
And boobs, I just don't understand. Beyond their function of feeding young, I don't understand their purpose....some straight guy tried to explain it to me once, I still don't get it...
I could have sex with a woman....as long as she didn't mind getting fucked up the ass.
I mean, really, how different is THAT?
There's no prostate there, so I understand why women don't like it. It's probably not that enjoyable for her. But I'm sure that most women will tell you, most STRAIGHT guys don't care about HER enjoyment, so no difference...
But, give me a gal with a perky boy-like ass....it could happen....with enough alcohol.
She would have to have FABULOUS hair ---- because THAT will get me hard!
ps - folks in town have only been ENCOURAGING me to be more dirty with this blog - well, THIS is what you get.....be careful what you ask for!