Here are the three top reasons I do NOT shop at the WalMart in Greenport:
1. Wal Mart is anti-Union, they pay their people shit, give shitty health care coverage WHILE it's the richest fucking company in the world.
2. The obscene amount of OBESE people.
3. The lighting is way too harsh.
Let's talk about reason number two today....
I have to preface this entire post with the fact that I'm all for the average Joe. As I matter of fact, I LOVE a guy with a little extra cushion for the pushin' !!
Give me a guy with a six pack of abs, and the first thought that comes into MY mind is:
"What's this one over-compensating for?"
A guy with something to hold onto and slap around. Great! An extra 10, 20, 30 pounds maybe....no problem...I'm there, babydoll.
BUT(T), there's a limit.
I like ass for DAYS, not ass for WEEKS or MONTHS.....
And there must be a decent ass to waist ratio. I'm sure there's a mathematical formula involving the cosine and tangent.
No, not THAT much...
So, when a friend of mine told me that he wants to take me to Albany to go out to the bars, my first response was,
"OK, but are they fat? Like, really fat?"
He said, "You're forgetting the realness factor."
...sigh...yes, I know....
A bar here in the East Village does Bear Night once a week. I went once. The place was packed! There were six people in the bar.
To each their own, it's just not for me.
When you need to lose the weight of Nicole Richie, then there's something else going on. There are issues...
I have friends/family who are overweight. I understand. I love them, I'm just not having sex with them.
If the obese guy REALLY wants to have sex with me....well, listen...I already do charity work.
Otherwise, just pay the going rate; and remember, no kissing, no fucking. Cash - in advance.
Babydoll, I got bills; like my two gym memberships and yoga classes.