I'm in yoga yesterday with my instructor, Monica, whom I adore.
Every now and then, when I'm in downward dog pose, she comes over, grabs my hips and firmly pulls me back into position.
It's very odd having a woman do that to me...
Anyway, there's one guy in class, this annoying show-off queen, that has to CLAP his hands really loudly whenever there's a pose with your hands together.
Totally fucking annoying.
So, after class, I asked Monica,
"Would it be OK, the next time he claps his hands, can I just THROW this yoga block at his head?"
She said, "Now, Rich.......that may not really be the answer...."
"Can't I just hit him, a little?"
"You have to think that maybe there's something inside of YOU, which is why HIS personality annoys you so much..."
"What? Like the fact that he's a little fucking show-off queen?!?"
And little Monica just looked at me, and silently stared...
"Fine. I get it."
4 comments:
Babydoll - just say exuse me can you keep your clap to yourself, I am trying to concentrate here...
i know what you mean yoga queens! i once took a class where a high schooler was in the class and did this one move where all of his 3 hags who were around him had to start clapping... i was ready to throw more than the yoga blocks.
Now now now.
Close your eyes and take a very deep, centered breath that stretches down from your feet up to your scalp.
Think, "Happy happy joy joy."
Then scream at the top of your lungs "CUT IT OUT MOTHERFUCKER!!!"
So I did take yoga for 1 credit in college and hated it. And we never had the annoying queen that clasps in our class. But, for some reason, I know exactly the kind of fag you're referring to.
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