I'm in yoga yesterday with my instructor, Monica, whom I adore.
Every now and then, when I'm in downward dog pose, she comes over, grabs my hips and firmly pulls me back into position.
It's very odd having a woman do that to me...
Anyway, there's one guy in class, this annoying show-off queen, that has to CLAP his hands really loudly whenever there's a pose with your hands together.
Totally fucking annoying.
So, after class, I asked Monica,
"Would it be OK, the next time he claps his hands, can I just THROW this yoga block at his head?"
She said, "Now, Rich.......that may not really be the answer...."
"Can't I just hit him, a little?"
"You have to think that maybe there's something inside of YOU, which is why HIS personality annoys you so much..."
"What? Like the fact that he's a little fucking show-off queen?!?"
And little Monica just looked at me, and silently stared...
"Fine. I get it."