Agnes' Pimp Gets Busy

Agnes' pimp, Marty

Agnes is a working gal. But the gas bills are going up and she needs to lean on her old man every now and then. Agnes' pimp, Marty, sets her up.

"Hey, Aggie," he yells, "I got this fag on Allen street who wants you to fuck him with a strap on. He says he's straight, but he's a fag....can you fuck him?"

"Marty - how many times have I told you - no anal before Memorial Day!"

"Agnes, no one even KNOWS that anymore! That's an old whore's tale."


"Yeah, well, I'm an old whore! No anal before Memorial Day! Marty, go fuck him yourself, you filthy mother-fucking SCUMBAG!!"

"Fine. Maybe I will, you dried up TWAT!"

"Lousy piece of SHIT!"

Agnes and Marty have been in love for over fifty years. It's the longest love affair in Hudson.

Marty shaved his chest and balls, and got ready.


The john on Allen street didn't really care who showed up. It was either Marty or Craigslist. He settled for a quick finger fuck and a blow job from Marty while his Tchotchke Slut wife shopped for more shit that they didn't need on Warren Street.

Marty took the $25 and rushed back to Agnes.

"See, you little slut, I can make money without your crusty pussy!"

"Shove it up your ass. Did you swallow his cum, Marty?"

"Eat my ass, whore!"

With that, Marty and Agnes dove straight for each other and made passionate love for the rest of the evening.

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