Friday, April 27, 2007

I hate people

Isabel Sanford
Dear Big Momma,

I hate people.

The preacher says that's wrong, but it feels right to me. I just hate... people. What do you think?

Sign me,

Robinson Alley
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Dear Robinson Alley,

What the fuck is the problem? You live in the foothills of the catskills -- move your ass up the mountain where you don't have to deal with mother fuckas you ain't interested in.

Big Momma

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dear Momma,
Regarding "I hate people" ... well, I HATE Zanchelli bus line. It is a privatly owned (as there is no actual government/state public transportation in Hudson)bus company - that does whatever it feels like, and doesn't even have a schedule !!!

Anonymous said...

Dear left standing on the corner -
Typical fuckin white boy, BITCH, BITCH, BITCH! with nothing to back it up. The rules are simple, no schedules stand on the corner and flag them down. Ya know, like you do to your tricks. But instead of them paying you a dolla, you have to pay a dolla. Or better, borrow that cheap fuckin pimp of yours Cadillac; after all you're paying for it. Better yet walk your ass around town not only is that free advertisment but you could afford to lose a few pounds. And one last thing don't you go fuckin with Mr. Zanchelli, he is a "client" of mine who pays very well and he makes sure Momma's nails get done every Friday afternoon at their at Main Cut's on Warren....
Like always -
Love Big Momma

Anonymous said...

Can we get Momma a grammer/spelling class?

Anonymous said...

MOTHA FUCKER read my lips, not those lips the ones up under my god damn skirt. You don't like Momma's grammer or spelling to fuckin bad. I'll cut your fuckin skin ass, ya dirty BOTTOM!!!!
Fuck off -
Big Momma

Rich said...

Ladies, PLEASE!!

Can we all just get along?