Miss Priss asks everyone to shoot the Kayaking Trannie Whores if you see them.The following story was contributed by Miss Priss, a forty-something single gay man and business owner in Hudson. He is the president of Hudson BOOB, the Bottom Owned and Operated Businesses.
Miss PrissDearest Hudson,
I implore you to seize this opportunity and distinguish the horrid behavior of the Kayaking Trannie Whores! They kayaked from the West Village and are now causing havoc in our poor town!
The Kayaking Trannies are now attacking the Tchotchke Sluts. The Tchotchke Sluts are the women from the city and the suburbs who drag their poor, defenseless (and sometimes do-able) husbands into every antique and Tchotchke store on Warren Street.
Alas, now the Kayaking Trannie Whores are NOT satisfied with just blowing the poor, sex-starved husbands. No, they are now ATTACKING the Tchotchke Sluts, right in the middle of Warren Street!!
We need the Sluts! They are the basis of this town! The Tchotchke Sluts bring MONEY into Hudson! We then take that money and spend it in the strip malls of Greenport! Another Mall was JUST approved last week.
We need the Sluts! They are the basis of this town! The Tchotchke Sluts bring MONEY into Hudson! We then take that money and spend it in the strip malls of Greenport! Another Mall was JUST approved last week.
Please, fellow Hudsonites, help us bring MORE Tchotchke Sluts to Hudson and let's end the rule of the Kayaking Trannie Whores.
Thank you, fair Key City.
Miss Priss
Big BOOB
Bottom Owned and Operated Businesses
Tchotchke Slut puking
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Miss Priss got the fabric for her three piece suit at the QUADRILLE FABRIC OUTLET in Kinderhook. She ain't fooling nobody with her fancy hat and store bought hair.
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