Meet Agnes, new staffer at GayHudson.com!!

Meet Agnes - the new staff member at GayHudson.com! She's an old whore - literally.

She used to work in the bordellos and brothels on Diamond Street until the fuzz closed them down.

She also used to work for the Register-Star, which is why we hired her. We really don't know in what capacity, all we know is she still has the keys.

Since Agnes is a gardener, she knows the best dirt in town. Her prediction is that the daffodils will come up May first. But, who knows?

Like Joan Rivers, Agnes is still working. She has a new line of GILF videos coming out. If you're not familiar with the latest porno-lingo, 'MILF' stands for 'Moms I'd Like to Fuck', and 'GILF' stands for 'Grannies I'd Like to Fuck'.

Here's a sample of Agnes' latest work:

Grannies Gone Wild!

Agnes hates people who leave their Christmas decorations up too long.

The Agnes Report

PIRRONE INVESTMENT CHRISTMAS VILLAGE WINDOW DISPLAY DISMANTLED!

April 9, 2007. 504 Warren Street.

If you were in the betting pool and guessed this date
please remit your notarized ticket to the GayHudson.com corporate office.

Agnes also found this short press release submitted by Hudson B.O.O.B., the Hudson Bottom Owned and Operated Businesses:

The BOOB's say NO! to GayHudson.com

Hudson B.O.O.B. would like to formally protest GayHudson.com's attempts of inclusion in Flag Day.

We believe that Flag Day is a time-honored, respectful, tradition in this town.

BOOB also believes that GayHudson.com is a filthy, disgusting, website run by a bunch of perverts! That trash-talking website does NOT represent the high moral values that we try to have here at BOOB.

We, the collective Bottom Owned and Operated Businesses of Hudson, would like to say "NO" to GayHudson.com!

We do not understand why GayHudson.com has to be so pushy. Those freaks should do what BOOB has been doing for years....just roll over, get fucked, and complain about it later.


Thank you Agnes, for that report.....