Trannie Crack Whores Invade Hudson! Real Estate Values Soar!

This past week, the town of Hudson, New York was invaded by a dozen trannie crack whores from the West Village of Manhattan.

They paddled up the Hudson river in kayaks and are said to be squatting in an abandoned building, somewhere north of Warren street.

Throughout the evenings, the whores are found loitering by the ATM machines on Warren street. They only accept cash.

Following are comments heard in local establishments:

"Don't we already have enough fags in this town?"

"They're not fags, Harvey, they're TRANNIES."

"Whatever! Bunch of FREAKS!"

"I haven't heard from my husband since the trannies arrived."

"Finally, a good ten dollar blow job in Hudson!"

No one really knows why the crack whores are in Hudson, but unconfirmed GayHudson.com sources say that a small group of Hudson residents may have subsidized the kayak excursion.

Anonymous (not his real name) said "I don't care. No gentrification. Soon Hudson will lose it's local color, it's flavor, it's fried chicken! I don't want to have to move to Troy."

Hudson real estate businesses were initially scared, one source said, "If word gets out that crack whores are found on every corner of Hudson, I'll never be able to make enough commission to pay for my new remodelled bathroom!"

An emergency meeting was called of Hudson B.O.O.B (Bottom Owned and Operated Businesses).

The agenda topics were:

1. Crack Whores
2. The hot new bartender at Stray.
3. I gave him my number, why hasn't he called me?

Since they're all passive bottoms, they all agreed to do nothing.

The day after the trannies arrived, they were followed by dozens of married men from New Jersey in SUV's.

"Wow," said Joey Cavatelli of Passaic, "if I sold my place in Bergen County, I could buy a house here CASH....no mortgage. And the taxes are less....I'm now considering Columbia County."

By the end of the week, there were two more houses under contract.