Thank fucking God for Canada!
An hour flight from New York, I'm in Montreal, and it's totally amazing. One evening in Montreal and I've gotten more sex than I've gotten in Hudson in......seven months.
Canada is a version of the United States, that works. Health insurance, gay marriage, no stupid war...
There's the solution folks.
If you wanna get laid in Hudson, you have to go somewhere else.
That's right, you filthy whore, don't roll your eyes at me!