
I heard that the wicked Hudson tax assessor resigned.
This is an appropriate topic for GayHudson.com, considering that gay boys in this town talk more about their houses than blow jobs.
I never met her, but I understand that she was evil. She re-assessed the "City-people" because they had "all the money". Fuck that shit.
I also heard that when she resigned, she quoted the Bible.
Whatever, lady....don't let the door hit ya on the way out!
Since the fact checker has a ball gag in his ass and a dildo in his mouth (he gets bored and tries new variations), I have no idea which passage in the Bible she quoted.
So, if you know, please tell me. It's some Psalm.
Since I don't know the actual Bible passage, I'm going to pick one or two on my own....
Deuteronomy
20:10-17"When you march up to attack a city, make its people an offer of peace. If they accept and open their gates, all the people in it shall be subject to forced labor and shall work for you. If they refuse to make peace and they engage you in battle, lay siege to that city. When the Lord your God delivers it into your hand, put to the sword all the men in it. As for the women, the children, the livestock and everything else in the city, you may take these as plunder for yourselves. . . . This is how you are to treat all the cities that are at a distance from you and do not belong to the nations nearby."
I say we attack Catskill and see what happens. But, let's take the cute boys as plunder and kill everyone else.
Or, how about this LOVELY gem from Exodus...
Exodus 21:20-21
"If a man beats his male or female slave with a rod and the slave dies as a direct result, he must be punished, but he is not to be punished if the slave gets up after a day or two, since the slave is his property."Slavery existed in the Bible -- and the fact checker is all for it!

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I was in Hudson for 48 hours and heard people talk about this lady about 48 times.
The only way the boys in Hudson CAN get a boner anymore is through Real Estate or Antiques. Once married (as 99.99% of them are) it's all about gardening and getting to sleep by 9PM. I'll stay happily single thank you, and take my chances!
On a more SERIOUS note ... while checking the Register-Star's crime report for any further wacky straight guy nudie exhibitionism, some REAL news! ...
The flawless Dermot Mulroney has filed for divorce. The 43 year old (right) slice-of-divinity (just below God but above mere mortals) is on the market. now that's something to get down on your knees and PRAISE THE LORD for!!
Babydoll,
Is that a photo of you as a young girl? The dress looks awfully familiar.
Is that your house?
Hudson, Hudson, Hudson - is there really more than 5 fuckable people in this town? Let's face it the choice's are slim and the fags don't even look that good at closing time! You had better luck last weekend at the river front of getting laid by a thug who had to much to drink and though you where his white trash girl friend then meeting a quality "husband" in Hudson.
Tell me about it!
Ding dong the witch is dead
The wicked witch the wicked witch
Ding dong the wicked witch is dead!
She's gone where the goblins go
To Troy, to Troy to Troy
Ding dong the wicked witch is dead!
The witch got those striped tights at the Knotty Woodpecker, right?
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