There I was, at the Finnish Line, on the elpitical machine, wearing my GayHudson.com organic cotton T-shirt, made by vegan lesbians of color in Cambridge Massachusetts, and I saw him!He was adorable! Cute, blond, tight ass.
He was wearing his GayHudson.com boxer shorts, GayHudson.com tank, and a GayHudson.com Trucker Hat.
So fucking-GayHudson.com-hot!
I followed him into the locker room and watched him take off his GayHudson.com boxers, and tank top and stand on the scale. Now, he was ONLY wearing the GayHudson.com trucker hat.
I walked up and said, "Hi".He said, "Hi!."
"So," I said, "do you read GayHudson.com?"
"Totally. Every day. Sometimes twice. I check the comments."
"Wow," I said, "you know, I write it..."
"Really?"
"Yeah."
"Cool. So, you wear the pink wig?"
"Only when I'm fucking a nice tight little blond boy ass like yours!"
At that point, his little trucker became a semi...
"Cool. So, uh, you live here full time?"
"No. Weekender. You?"
"Weekender. Manhattan?"
"Yes," I said, "East Village."
"I'm up in Inwood."
At that point it stopped. Complete silence. The magic was over.
"Oh," I said, "Listen, guy, I gotta run. I have a party I gotta go to...catch you later."
Bye.
Bye.
I don't date above 59th. Sorry.
:)
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Rich - On an unrelated topic - just a few minutes ago on Warren street I was walking behind a girl with a Cartoon-Colored Pink/Red bob.
I chased her down calling "Babydoll! - Babydoll!" - but when she turned it was not you ... it was a RG, not a TV.
An RG with a bob? ... I didn't get it.
So you discriminate based on location... BITCH!
I found a smelly GayHudson.com hand towel in a stall in the locker room at the Finnish Line yesterday... what is this town coming to???
I also ONLY date guys who are in my WARD in Hudson.
Or parish.
Or, whatever the fuck it is.
unless it's a special stray/red dot soiree, I usually wear the pink wig while fucking boys.
So, if you see my bob, then chances are your ankles are along either side of it, or you're looking back over your shoulder.
You haven't been fucked, until you've been fucked by a REAL fake woman!
Now, where's that kayak paddle?
If you only date guys in your Ward (3 I believe) your options are vast -- and confined to Providence Hall, Bliss Towers, and some of the HUD buildings around North Front Street. Enjoy your summer.
Kayak paddle... does that work like a double-headed dildo? I mean, in terms of flogging, not in terms of anal penetration.
Anal, Anal, Anal!
Why is everything anal with you?
with a kayak paddle, you can smack two South of Warren queens at once with just a flick of your wrist!
The South of Warren Street Anti-Defamation League is OUTRAGED. We're horny too!!!!!
Watch out homey or the North of Warren Panthers will cut you...
1st Ward Rulez!!
I just sent your Portland sex offender some GayHudson.com briefs from CafePress...
INWOOD? That's only one or two states north of me, Babydoll! You must find him for me...
Your WaHi Buddy
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