Tuesday, June 5, 2007

I was cruised at the Finnish Line this weekend...

Sound the trumpets.

Let the wild horses run free.....I think I was cruised at the Finnish Line this weekend...

Go fucking figure....it's only been ten months.

One of the personal steam showers is FINALLY working. The personal steam shower at the Finnish Line is the most enjoyable thing that you can do naked, and in a semi-public environment, in Hudson - and it's still legal.

(If you're not counting getting naked in the pond in the Red Dot backyard. Each weekend, I still hear that story - does anyone have a picture?)

Yes, get naked in the locker room of the Finnish Line, and have a steam shower, and enjoy it, it's great for your skin!

The instructions have now been updated, and it's super simple. There's one button, press it TWICE. That gives you a 15 minute steam. You have to be a spaz to not figure it out.

Speaking of spaz, there I was, in the steam shower, and I guess I had a "friend" who needed to check his weight on the bathroom scale.

I tell my straight brother -

"Don't worry when the gay boys look at you naked in the locker room, worry when they STOP looking at you naked in the locker room."

True.

Anyway, my "friend", let's call him, "P. Pintom", didn't really get much of a sight, since, well, it was all steamed up.....

But, it's still nice to get a glance. I took it as a compliment, (yes, my glass half-full theory....works in so many situations).

Nothing happened after that backwards glance (sorry, there's not much of a story, here, I can make one up if you'd like...)

If there had been cash involved, well....who knows?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Did you "lather up" while he was checking in on ya?

I've only used the steam shower there a couple of times, but whenever I've had a "visitor" I've used the moment to, say, lather up quite adequately...

All the world's a stage. Even Finland.