What kind of girl are you?
Are you a South of Warren girl?
Or a North of Warren girl?
South of Warren Girls:
Restaurants: Ca Mea, DA|BA
Exercise: Pilates Hudson
Blow Jobs: Delicate, no teeth. Used to practice on Daddy
Job: Don't work. Use Daddy's trust fund (see blow jobs above)
North of Warren Girls:
Restaurants: Hudson Grand Buffet, Blimpies
Exercise: Kickboxing in the open lot on State and 4th.
Blow Jobs: Known for the best in the Hudson Valley. Beware, since North of Warren girls are so drunk and wasted, they have a tendency to puke on your dick. It's the best head you're going to get, but you might spend the rest of the evening picking vomit chunks out of your pubic hair.
[Editor's note: The blog title DOES SAY "More than you'd care to know"....we warned you.]
Job: Stewarts, Blimpies, busing tables at the Hudson Grand Buffet (you can take leftovers home, see restaurants, above.)
8 comments:
I declare, Mr. Rich, you are being unkind to those northern girls. My maid is from over there on the north side of town and even though she is a bit simple she is just sweet as pecan pie. We are ever so happy to let her come over and tidy up for us here on the south side after our soirees. Of course we keep the silver closet locked.
I'm more of a "Mame Wows 'Em At Peckerwood" North of Warren Gal.
Where I'm recieved by South of Warren Belles and can mix and interlope in their world - I would never want to be a part of it. The endless fixation on interior design alone, my god, can be GHASTLY ... simply GHASTLY !!!
Many come North of Warren to be free of the interior design oppression, so common South of Warren...just hop on the underground railroad (run by the Zachenelli bus line), and you too can find freedom in the North.
NOW (North of Warren)
VS.
SOW (South of Warren)
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I'm NOW ! I give a world class blo-job that can bring the most tina-limp hard-on back to life, and have a circus-sized over developed rosebud that turns into a vice-like venus fly trap. Nothing demure or delicate about me - I'm a greedy, man-hungry Shannon Dougherty, fighting Irish whore! ... I found out that putting on airs, affecting the vapors, batting my eyes behind a fan and waiting for a gentleman to leave his calling card is a boring waste of time.
Keep in mind that while, at first impression, Belle Watling was a titian-haired hussy ... she ultimatly was a fine lady of strength and admirable character.
I LOVE that Hudson Hollow (an unofficial extension of the Redneck Riviera) has now become Fort Sumter!
If the underground railway was run by the Zanichelli bus company, you would get to Manhattan faster than Amtrak. You could probably get your family from WalMart to Atlanta and back in one day, for a $1 a head.
Have they cast Scarlett yet for GWTW2?
Agnes tells me they haven't, and that when they filmed the "Burning of Hudson Home" scene last week, that's actually her driving away in the Subaru Outback, and not Anjelina Jolie or whoever we're going to see in the movie...
Is Parker Posey a NOW girl or a SOW girl???
oh, Parker is so NOW, it ain't even funny.
Proof? Just watch "The House of Yes".
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