Ah, summertime...lots of Open Houses...but I think this guy got his Craigslist postings confused:
OPEN HOUSE - HUGE VICTORIAN - 6 Bedrooms
u ring
house door unlocked
second bedroom on right, upstairs
i am on all 4s ready to be fucked
slip on a condom (got em here)
fuck me good and hard
u cum
u go
safe hot fun
me: 33, 6'3, 190, 7cut, in shape, good looking
7 comments:
No thanks - he's probably got a chintz dust ruffle on the bed.
Chintz is a pretty heavy duty fabric; you could rip it off and tie him to the headboard.
That sher looks likes a whorehouse but trust me, you couldn't get laid inside with a fistfull of fifties...
Agnes
And what town did you say this was in? I have some free time this weekend and wouldn't mind spending some time using his hole....
"PS: sign in and pick up your listings sheet on the way out. $279,000 firm."
You know what would make that room look good? Spray paint everything black. Except the windows and the mirror.
It all depends.
Fresh chintz is as firm and tight as a sailor's ass.
Vintage chintz slipcovers, washed annually in rainwater for fifty years, are soft and pliable and will literally rip to shreds during one tawdry and lame attempt at a Union Street orgy. Trust me.
Just sign me, "Seen it, been there, done it."
Miss Priss
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