I asked Hudson BOOB, the Hudson Bottom-Owned and Operated Businesses, to put together a flyer with the times.
But the only thing that they could come up with was random photos of shirtless Hugh Jackman and this:
Please FUCK ME!
Just fuck me!
Why are you NOT fucking me right now?
I'll pay you.
CHECK OUT THIS VIDEO OF THIS BOY'S FIRST TIME!
FREE GAY PORN MOVIE CLIP!