I picked up a flyer for the Hudson Farmer's Market the othe day, but it didn't have the times that it was open. I think it's from 10-1. I'll be there tomorrow. It's on Columbia and 6th.I asked Hudson BOOB, the Hudson Bottom-Owned and Operated Businesses, to put together a flyer with the times.
But the only thing that they could come up with was random photos of shirtless Hugh Jackman and this:
Hugh,
Please FUCK ME!
Just fuck me!
Why are you NOT fucking me right now?
I'll pay you.
Love,
B.O.O.B.
3 comments:
This boy's first time WHAT??? Upom repeated viewing, our expert team of specialists has determined that he's jacking off to gay porn. Is this his first time jacking off to gay porn on video? Is this his first time jacking off to gay porn on video at his parents lake house? Is this is first time jacking off to gay porn on video at his parents lake house while a man in a pink wig stifles his laughter??? What?
I saw a flier that Hugh himself will be selling long, thick cucumbers, cloned from his on manhood! I for one have ordered a bushel; they will be passed out to my friends at Stray on Saturday. Maybe that will loosen them up a little over there.
The BOOBS can't even get it together on what their OWN hours are. - oh,I forgot, they're closed half of the the time - despite what the posted hours hours in the window might be.
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