The following story was submitted by Agnes. It's by one of her Hudson "John's".*************************************************************************
I have two dogs and I was buying a large bag of Pal at Big W and standinginline at the check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Pal Diet again although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the waythat it works is to load your pants pockets with Pal nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was bynow enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned.
I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.
Stupid bitch...why else would I buy dog food??
4 comments:
WOW - your one of those lucky few who can lick his own balls...
Truth be told, isn't the REAL reason guys do yoga so that they can suck their own dick (comes in useful here in Hudson),offer their asshole up to all comers, and perform other eye-popping Cirque-Du-Soileil party tricks?
Halasana (Plow Pose).
I call it, "Never-have-to-leave-the-house" pose.
Lay on your back, put your feet in the air, then up and back over your head. Then, put your knees on your ears.
And yes, after 6 years of yoga, I can do it.
Being single, it ain't that bad...
If a boyfriend comes along, he comes along, otherwise....
HALASANA.
There's also "Happy Baby Pose" otherwise known as "Happy Chelsea Boy Pose". Lay on your back, spread your legs UP and OUT wide, and hold your feet.
Hmm, I think that this is a blog post to itself...
Apply Mula Bunda!
Is that Factcheckers bowl? It looks like the same one in his corner in the GayHudson.Com corporate offices.
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