The Register-Star is just jam-packed with good news stories:
"Splashin' and Flashin'"
"Hudson man arrested from allegedly bathing nude in village park"
"Police said they received a cell phone call around 9:37 p.m. from a man who was walking with his family near the park and spotted a stark naked [man] under the sprinklers on the ball field."
The alleged streaker is 35 and lives in Hudson (no, it's not me....)
The Register-Star listed his name and street address in Hudson....even I don't use real names!
Anyway, the police found a wet bar of soap and a towel in the man's vehicle.
I'm happy to set up the sprinkler in my back yard for any guys who want to run around outside in the nude.
Let me know. I have soap.