photo courtesy of SpankMeHard.com[Editor's NOTE, the new poll should read "LIKELY item", sorry for the typo, but since someone voted, I cannot edit it...shit]
The FIRST GayHudson.com poll has closed!! A new one has started! Trumpets please!
In our first poll, we asked, YOU, our local, dedicated, viewers;
What do you like to do in Hudson?
And the WINNER was:
EAT ASS, GET FUCKED, GIVE BLOW JOBS IN THE PARK!!
YAY!
Now, remember, the question was what do you like to do...
I don't really think that anyone actually DOES have sex in Hudson, other than a select, chosen few. People who have sex in Hudson are like Jews, they are the "Chosen People".
And if you have sex in Hudson AND you're Jewish, forget it! You're a rarity, like the bald eagles on the island. People only HOPE that they can catch sight of you, from the corner of their eye...
That being said, we have a new poll this week, based on the local Hudson hardware store.
OK, folks...you know my "Happy Happy Up Up" philosophy....
It wanes.
I'm tired of hearing, "No, we don't have it, but you can find it at Walmart..."
.....sigh.....where do I start?
Comments regarding the hardware store go here. Discuss.
9 comments:
the irony that sending us to Wal-Mart only hastens their eventual demise is not lost on you or me.
Stick to your guns, Princess. Wal-Mart is the crystal meth of retail. Even going once makes you a Wal-Mart person, someone uncaring enough not to care where their plunger comes from.
THANK YOU!
Sending us to Wal Mart hastens the demise of HUDSON! It's tax dollars to Greenport!
Money LEAVES the community and goes to the richest people in the world, or China, or who knows where?
The workers at Wal Mart hardly get enough pay/benefits to put money back into the community.
Shopping at Wal Mart is money leaving Hudson and perpetuates a cycle of economic decline.
We need a good hardware store and a good grocery store. People have shop in Hudson!
"People have to shop in Hudson."
Please clarify. I thought that's all they did!
I rode my bike today IN THE RAIN to Aubusson Hardware (it's in the strip mall opposite WalMart). I bought ZipStrip and black spray paint, which they didn't have at Rogerson's. They even "checked upstairs" for the spray paint at Rogerson's. I think "upstairs" is actually their radio tube and phonograph needle department.
I almost got hit by the Zanichelli bus on the way there.
Aubusson's only seemed to have one employee working, a pretty cute college age boy, as cute as the one working at Rogerson's x2.
the wet bike rider deserves kudos. Aubuchon's staff is generaly cuter than Rogerson's, AND they're actually helpful. what more would either a sow or a now wish for?
OMG... "Aubusson Hardware"! LOL! Now there's a SOW girl for ya..
How's this. Walk into Rogerson's. When the cute teens are working. Announce loudly, "I'm here for a screw."
Think you'll have any luck?
Hey -----
where are the results of the Rogersons poll?????
PLUNGER won the Rogerson's poll.
Sorry, I deleted it while having some technical issues....
I think what I'm going to do in the future is leave the results up for a week, then delete them...
It's getting there, folks...
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