Tuesday, August 21, 2007

THE COUNTRY SQUIRE WINS!!!

Polling has closed! All wards are counted, and the winner for the GAYEST thing in Hudson is...

THE COUNTRY SQUIRE B&B !!

....and the fact that there's a Country Squire station wagon in the driveway.

It's so gay. It's actually now the GAYEST thing in Hudson (besides this blog, of course).

Trixie at GayHudson.com contacted "Marlo", the proprietor of the Country Squire, to tell her that she won....

Marlo's response:

"Thank you for including me!


There are just too many homo things about the Country Squire station wagon, really...

  • Hide-away headlamps with chrome LTD applique's on the cover panels (Can you say DRAMA!)
  • Erect stand-up hood ornament (enough said)
  • Fender mounted carriage lamps (Straights would just call 'em turn signals)
  • Simulated wood paneling (because gays hate real paneling so much fake stuff is acceptable)
  • Saddle "pleather" interior (slide across it bare-assed with a HOME DEPOT trick...HOT!)
  • It's just plain big and long (size queens line-up here)
  • A tailgate that swings both ways (like the Home Depot trick)
  • Rooftop cargo rack (because where gays go..cargo follows)
  • Trailer hitch ( I don't know why but it just registers as sexy..ask a leather guy)
I'm going to fill 'er up with $65 of Premium and head for the open road..and all roads seem to lead to the Home Depot parking lot.

ta ta.
Marlo
-OO-

P.S. In the 1974 TV-Movie "Death Sentence" , Cloris Leachman is a juror on a murder trial and slowly begins to suspect the defendant is innocent..and her own husband is the killer. One of the clues....undocumented mileage on her COUNTRY SQUIRE Station Wagon..the exact distance from her house to the victims! (In one scene Cloris takes out the curb trying to turn the thing into her driveway..great '70's camp)

Toodles"

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey was this poll fair and audited? How come a SoWa B&B won?

The El Camino, on NoWa's Rope Alley, Hudson's only mobile bed abd breakfast, wasn't even nominated! All-you-can-eat glove compartment and a mattress ih the back...

Agnes says it's the only place in Hudson with the Good Ho Keeping Seal of Approval.

Anonymous said...

Hey... Cloris Leachman, Marlo Thomas, Joanne Worley... let's not inundate Aaron all at once here...

Anonymous said...

I guess the Country Squire is preferable to all the Subaru Outbacks and Volvo wagons clogging Hudson...

Anonymous said...

I love you Ann Marie!

Anonymous said...

The final episode was originally going to have Ann and hottie Donald getting married but Marlo (who was an executive producer of the show as well as the star) refused, claiming that it sent the message to young girls that a woman's main goal in life was to be married. So she wound up single, running a bed and breakfast in Hudson...

Rich said...

Donald!

Anonymous said...

"In one scene Cloris takes out the curb trying to turn the thing"...

I've seen Marlo do the same thing in Hudson.