Lions and Tigers and Bears - Oh My!

As I work on a lengthly post, describing the socio-economic differences of upstate vs. downstate, I figure that I'll just give you something to chew on.

Watch clips from this video, 'Bear Sandwich'. You can download the mpegs and then watch them over and over.

Or, you can not be a cheap fuck, and just PAY for the video so that you don't have to get hard and try to come all within the ten second loop.

It's like masturbating to the Channel 11 Christmas Eve Yule Log...the same eleven second flames in a loop.

First set of Clips.

Second set of Clips.

Since we didn't have a post for yesterday, we had an emergency staff meeting this morning, and "Bear Sandwich" is what we decided upon.

When we have no ideas, we just put up pictures of fat naked people. It's so simple, and works every time - like fart jokes!

"Bear Sandwich" seems like a really good video. I mean, it's fat hairy naked guys having sex. Why wouldn't you PAY for that?

Nothing but quality, here at GayHudson.com. Supposedly the "Bear" genre is all the rage in upstate New York....who knew?

Agnes voted for "Dreams Cum True" , which is fatter guys having sex.

More cushion for the pushin'!

If you eat bear food, then you just gotta make sure you have that steel reinforced bed frame. And you might have to call in a house/floor inspector.

Don't blame GayHudson.com if you and your bear fall through your 150-year-old rotted Victorian floor. It's not our fault.

Miss Trixie is already trying to figure out how to rent out kayaks without being burdened by high insurance costs....it may not be possible. Oh well.

GayHudson.com does not need any MORE lawsuits....thank you very much.

The town of Greenport is suing GayHudson.com for defamation of character. Babydoll, we just call a spade a spade. Trailer trash is trailer trash...leave us the fuck alone.