Miss Trixie Tries Dating....

Why is Miss Trixie single?

Ok, folks, dear gentle, little town of Hudson...

I joined yet another dating service....THIS TIME, there's a question and answer section....

.....I always did better on the orals....this is true..

Anyway...some guy sent me two questions and I had to answer them....

Here are his questions, with my answers:
Q: What are your favorite guilty pleasures?

A: Ass-eating.....oops, can I say that? OK, how about pizza?

Q: Looking back at your life, what has been the most significant "fork in the road"? Do you feel you made the right choice at the time? Would you choose differently now?

A: Waking up in the gutter, blood on my ass, a joint in my mouth, hoping that I was laying in my OWN vomit. I put the "fork" in my pimp, told him to get lost and started a successful career on Wall Street.

OK, then ANOTHER guy sent me an email and he asked:

Q: Have you ever had sex at work?

I responded:

A: Babydoll, my work was sex. Next question.



I haven't heard back from them. I figure, hey, if he can't handle THAT....shit, what'll happen when he reads this blog?

Yeah, folks, it's going to be a long bumpy ride...