I know when I go to WalMart I get really dressed up... stick a pillow under my shirt, hack my hair with scissors, knock a tooth out, and pretend I'm Britney Spears.
I know what Debra means... it's a bitch dressing up in freshly dry-cleaned capris just to head out to Fairview to buy generic cornflakes and hunting ammunition...
Debra Jackson shops at Dollar Palace because she CAN'T shop at Wal-Mart... because she had an affair with Shirleen Hallenbeck's husband and Shirleen works register five on Fairview Avenue and carries a shiv...
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i take it Debra Jackson is from Copake, no?
I think it's just as hard getting dressed to shop at the Dollar Palace... especially when your budget is a dollar.
But usually some gaffers tape, artificial flowers, and sneakers, and I'm good to go...
I know when I go to WalMart I get really dressed up... stick a pillow under my shirt, hack my hair with scissors, knock a tooth out, and pretend I'm Britney Spears.
I know what Debra means... it's a bitch dressing up in freshly dry-cleaned capris just to head out to Fairview to buy generic cornflakes and hunting ammunition...
I think the sociology department at Columbia-Greene Community College should be studying the impact of WalMart intimidation on the locals...
Fashion Victims: The True Cost of Discount Merchandising - Global Poverty - Lack of Corporate Accounatbility
http://www.waronwant.org/
The Olsen Twins have a line at WalMart... I know what she means about wanting to dress up...
The Olsen Twins have a line at WalMart... I know what she means about wanting to dress up...
That should really thrill the Dollar Palace marketing people...
What a CROCK...
Debra Jackson shops at Dollar Palace because she CAN'T shop at Wal-Mart... because she had an affair with Shirleen Hallenbeck's husband and Shirleen works register five on Fairview Avenue and carries a shiv...
Ha ha. I'd love to see the underprivileged fatty's best Wal-Mart shopping outfit. I wonder if a knee-length t-shirt and stretch-pants are involved.
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