Friday, August 17, 2007

Porn Review: GuysGetFucked.com

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by John Russell

It warms the cockles of my little heart to see straight boys getting all anally erotic. It seems like, out of nowhere, the early 21st century has spawned a breed of heterosexual male that just loves getting his ass licked, fingered, and even fucked – by chicks of course! Whatever is responsible for this trend (shifting gender roles, increased acceptance of homosexuality, the Queer Eye guys?), it’s even impacting porn.

GuysGetFucked.com is a straight site. Really! It may sound like a gay porn site, but there is no guy-on-guy action here. These dudes are straight and the people fucking them all have breasts, vaginas, and big, thick strap-ons. But don’t worry, gyno-phobes: the focus is definitely on the guys.

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Specifically, their asses. The camera lingers almost exclusively on their taut little tushies, their pink, puckered holes. The site is so preoccupied with the ass, it almost ignores the guys’ cocks. A few clips feature blowjobs and handjobs, but for the most part it’s all rear entry. And forget about seeing much pussy. In many of the site’s videos the ladies don’t even take off their tops, while the gentlemen are obliged to completely disrobe.

And gentlemen they are, subjecting themselves to the whims of their dominant female partners. In fact, there is a lot of unacknowledged domination and submission on GuysGetFucked.com. The guys end up on their knees, sometimes crawling, naked and vulnerable, while the women are cast as authority figures.

It’s all about the humiliation, with guys getting spanked by their girlfriends, disciplined by teachers, and strip-searched by sexy cops. But, as any gay boy will tell you, getting butt-fucked doesn’t have to be a humiliating, submissive act, even for a straight boy. Scattered in with the DS-tinged videos are some in which the guys are much more enthusiastic bottoms. A few are set in a massage parlor, where a busty masseuse uses vibrators and anal beads to loosen up her stressed out clients.

Several of the videos on GuysGetFucked.com come from Italy. It’s amazing how much better the acting seems when you have no idea what the porn actors are saying. In one clip, a guy walks in on two girls hanging out in a bedroom, and one of them ends up fucking him. I’m still a little foggy on the setup, but this is one of my favorite videos on the site, with a super cute Euro-trash boy moaning as he takes it from behind.

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Each video is divided into four easily downloadable clips, and includes a still photo gallery. There’s even a preview gallery of thumbnail pics from future GuysGetFucked.com updates and a calendar showing each month’s scheduled updates.

Mark your calendar, invite over that straight friend who’s been asking you all those questions about anal sex, and see what happens…

4 comments:

aaron said...

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Anonymous said...

Richie I don't do backdoor quit asking. Except on Cherry Alley.

A.

Anonymous said...

I'm getting fucked every possible way by every possible institution -- and NOW girls too? This is just too much...

Anonymous said...

I don't really think it should be called "GuysGetFucked.com" -- I think it should be called "Manhole.net"...