Tuesday, August 14, 2007

What's the GAYEST thing in Hudson?


This is true...
I was talking to a friend on Warren Street this weekend, and I said,
"Well, if this town really wanted to get its act together, all the realtors would take out a full page ad in 'HX' and then there would be an article on Hudson. A quaint Victorian town just two hours outside of Chelsea? HELLO! It's over! We all make money!"
He agreed, but added,
"Miss Trixie, other than your fabulous blog, there's nothing really specifically GAY about Hudson."
....hmmmm.....
There is no "gay" bar. I'm not really sure about a "gay" night anywhere, anymore? A "gay" restaurant? A tea room?
I tell people that Hudson is "gay-ish".
So, in this week's GayHudson.com poll, I ask, what is the "GAYEST" thing/place in Hudson?
I left this blog out of it.
Oh little town of Hudson, if we were going to run an ad in 'HX', what would we promote today?

Agnes update: Agnes reminds us that 'HX' used to have the Hudson River Theater in the "Homo Must" column.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think we should capitalize on all the cruising and sex to be had in the 7th st park…. Ya-right! Hudson is dead, take a look around. Pretty much the entire town is for sale and nothing is selling, we can say Hudson has peaked and is back on it's way down.

Rich said...

Then, now is the time to BUY! Bear market! Oh, where's some bear porn when I need it?

Anonymous said...

Um, all the homos on Warren Street? I'd say that makes the town pretty queer.

I mean -- have you met "The Mayor of Warren Street" -- high heels and all?

Anonymous said...

"If we were going to run an ad in 'HX', what would we promote?"

"Worst school system in New York State. Leave the kiddies at home."

Anonymous said...

I think the gayest thing in Hudson is the signs with little smiling whales with wheels that direct you to the parking lots.

Lisa said...
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Anonymous said...

Only in fucking America would they allow an over weight middle aged queen to dress like that!

Lisa said...

gayest place: the free wine table at any Stair auction.

Rich, you should be on to this by now.

Anonymous said...

Gayest place: Quiche Night at the Hudson Grand Buffet.

Anonymous said...

Miss Priss resents your "Only in fucking America would they allow an over weight middle aged queen to dress like that!" comment. You try driving a minivan while wearing a tiara!

Anonymous said...

That drum majorette looks FIERCE. Where is that -- the new park across from the Red Dot? When was this taken -- last weekend during the the Rivermess Festival?

Anonymous said...

I'd say that the Mark Beard show at Carrie Haddad is pretty gay. It opens this Saturday I think.

http://www.carriehaddadgallery.com/index.cfm?method=Exhibit.CurrentExhibit

I mean, it's AT LEAST as gay as the A&F store at Fifth Avenue and 57th Street...

Anonymous said...

That pom-pom girl looks familiar... is she the Alderman who was caught up in the city hall credit card scandal? Maybe this is a really progressive part of the witness relocation program, or some twisted form of community service.

Anonymous said...

What song is that majorette working, I want to know...