Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Hudson, where do you hide the "body"?


The date that won't shut up.

The trick that steals your ipod.

The guy you met and started making out with in a bar, and then, out of the blue, he says "Please don't tell my boyfriend..."

You want to kill them.

Some funny mushrooms....oops, they're poisonous? I didn't know! heehee

A boating "accident".

Or, the simple standby, a 'shiv in the shower'.

We've all been there. But, the problem is, what do you do with the body?

Forensic science these days is SO good.

This week on GayHudson.com, Trixie explores our morbid curiosity.

Where can you hide a dead body in Hudson? Maybe the question should be, where can you NOT put a dead body in this town?

Prop it up on a stool at one of the local bars, it could stay there for days...

Well, I have a few ideas...

This is not Hudson....but it could totally be Hudson....
Note the graffiti "Dead Body Inside - HELP!"

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

How about incineratng the evidence in the fire pit at the Dot?

Oh wait, I saw that in an episode of "Murder She Wrote" and the restaurant had trouble disposing of the bones...

Anonymous said...

For quick removal out of Hudson, you could dump the body in some armoire being auctioned at Stair...

aaron said...

i believe i saw that house today in NoWa didnt some black woman in curlers come out of it?

Anonymous said...

Yeah, some woman in curlers came out of it, her name is Zena and she's my contractor -- what of it?