Who knew it could be this easy to get rid of Republican Senators?
I'll enter the vice squad just to snag a few more Republicans -- and you thought that all of those hours spent in bathroom stalls were wasted! Not at all! Now, you can put them on your resume as EXPERIENCE!
Anyway, did you know that here in Hudson, we have our own toe-tapping code?
When the Amtrak is three hours late, coming down from Albany, all you have to do is wait in the stall at the Amtrak station.
Here's the "Hudson Code", in case you didn't know. Just tell 'em Trixie sent ya.
Three TOE taps - "I'll suck YOU off behind the building, across from the station."
Three HEEL taps - "You'll suck ME off behind the building, across from the station."
One TOE tap, five HEEL taps - "There's a Stair Gallery auction on the 15th."
Four more HEEL taps - "It's Continental furniture."
Hudson, New York - where furniture is more important than sex.