Friday, October 5, 2007

The Hudson Wards in a "Love Boat" musical number...





Which Hudson Ward are YOU in?

Ward One: Ann Miller
Ward Two: Della Reese
Ward Four: Carol Channing
Ward Five: Ethel Merman

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

(Sung to the tune of “Love Theme From Titanic)

So I'd like to know where, you got the notion
Said I'd like to know where, you got the notion

To rock the boat, don't rock the boat Della
Rock the boat, don't tip the boat Ethel
Rock the boat, don't rock the boat Annie
Rock the boat, don't tip the boat Carol
Rock the bo—at…

Ever since our Hudson love began
Your touch has thrilled me like the rush of gassy wind
And your arms have held me safe from cruise ship disease
There's always been a place at the Hudson buffet line for you and me

Our love is like a ship on the ocean
We've been sailing with a cargo full of antiques and devotion

So I'd like to know where, you got the notion
Said I'd like to know where, you got the notion
To sink the boat, don't sink the boat Linda
Sink the boat, don't sink the boat Linda
Sink the boat, don't sink the boat Linda
Sink the boat, don't sink the boat Linda
Sink the boat, don't sink the boat Linda
Sink the boat, don't sink the boat Linda
Sink the boat, don't sink the boat Linda!

(repeat until exhausted)

Anonymous said...

OK, which ward stars Shelley Morrison (Rosario Salazar on Will & Grace/Sister Sixto on The Flying Nun) -- which ward had the Alderperson busted for credit card fraud or shoplifting or online hookups with the city assessor or whatever?

aaron said...

oh dear.

Anonymous said...

We know who put the "ME ME ME" in Merman -- but who put the "ME ME ME!!!" in Mussmann?

By now, Hudson voters should be examining the platforms of Scalera and O'Hara, and discussing what defines the candidates and who is best to lead us -- not talking about whether Linda is simply throwing the elction to Scalera.

Anonymous said...

Ew I opened the fridge last night... spoilage. Never shoulda left the steaks there last weekend. Last time I buy meat out of a ice chest in the back of a big rusty truck parked on State Street.

Anonymous said...

SPOILER ALERT!

I just saw the front page of today's Register-Star, Linda sitting between Rick and Mike during the taping on the "televised debate".

This is just SO WRONG!

Anonymous said...

Which ward is "Britney Spears" - you know, north of the lake...