Sunday, October 21, 2007

Mayoral Candidate Websites

Yesterday, my friend who lives in a different small town upstate said,

"There's a mayoral race in my town, too, but I have no idea who's running. I know all three candidates in Hudson because I read"

Here are the three candidate's websites, in alphabetical order:

Linda Mussmann:

Michael O'Hara:

Richard Scalera:

In keeping with the disgusting, smutty, pornographic content of this website, here's some:

Which link will be the most popular?



aaron said...

i only sport my Mayor Mike O'Hara Button in the 12534

Anonymous said...

I say to raise awarness for the O'Hara campaign that there be a kissing booth put up on the corner of 5th and Warren (where the nice man that sells fake beany-babies sets up) on Sat. ... rig Trixie and Agnes up in some old USO hotpant number with a few sequins stitched on ... and get Hazel to give away plates of home made mac&cheese along with an O'Hara pitch. Or how about any tie-in with Scarlett O'Hara ?

Anonymous said...

ooops! ... an error in my above suggestion. Just checked the "owner of 6 cats" website - and dear, sweet Mac & Cheese Hazel is a L**nda supporter!

Anonymous said...

L**nda = LOONda!

Rose Marie said...

Vote for Dickie Scalera! He's the only one who will keep the riff-raff down by the river in-line. Plus he has my lawn mowed for free.

North Fifth Street said...

"The 12534."

That's funny, Aaron.

Agnes said...

Sheesh. So I asked Tippy to help me with the text of Scalera's bio at

This is what he said. I thought he was coughing up hairballs!!!

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Last time I ever ask an overcaffinated cat to translate dummy text...