Methinks they doust protest too much!
"Thick Meat", "Anal Mousse" ... sounds good for starters. Thank God "Food Play" is still an active fetish --- if you want some really dark, shocking and enjoyable tricks one can do with food, just give me a call. Be warned - this ain't Paula Dean or Rachael Ray (although I encourage doing it 'Everyday') - and may actually give Martha a heart attack.
Was this a real letter? Pretty wild. Over the top reaction to a pretty minor provocation.
I love it!If you haven't noticed, I don't like subtlety myself....
Oh you South of Warren neatfreaks...
Will that blue light trick work on my wifes inner thighs? I think the fucking whore is screwing around in the Red Dot bathroom, she's been hanging with that slut Trixie... BAD NEWS!
Semen semen everywhere, but not a drop to drink.
God, that letter about the gunk all over the Red Dot was written eight years ago... imagine the layers of spooge there now...
It is easily scraped off with the edge of you credit card.
...and then what???
Easily scraped off with the edge of your credit card? What? Your dinner and your plate at dinner at the Red Dot?
Dinner at the Red Dot should come with a lead paint warning I guess.
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