Oh you must be looking south of Warren, that is where all the up tight bottoms live. If you need a top you need to cross over Warren and head to the north side of town to find a good top guy.
There are donation boxes at St. Mary's too all over the place by the "light up your favorite saint" candles and I'm sure we'd have enough to get the Pastor a new Cadillac DTS if it wasn't for Agnes hanging around there so much.
Here ya go folks, this is the box and we wanna see it filled to the top! Give up one cocktail and put that money to a good cause.
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There is no "top" in this town...
speak for yourself
Oh you must be looking south of Warren, that is where all the up tight bottoms live. If you need a top you need to cross over Warren and head to the north side of town to find a good top guy.
You could fill that box quickly with a couple of drunks from the end of the bar.
There are donation boxes at St. Mary's too all over the place by the "light up your favorite saint" candles and I'm sure we'd have enough to get the Pastor a new Cadillac DTS if it wasn't for Agnes hanging around there so much.
Momma likes gettin her box filled
Yes she does and ain't nothing wrong with that... Momma enjoys a long slow ride every know and then.
If I recall the last time I saw you at the Dot you had a few of those drunks lined up waiting to get into your box!
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