Friday, November 23, 2007

More plugs...


Don't get confused.

"Proctor's" has nothing to do with a proctologist visit.

Although, if you play your cards right, maybe you will end up with a finger up your ass at the end of the night.

More, if you're lucky!

(I wonder why more places don't send me events to plug....)


(heehee.....maybe that's why....)

Anyway, here's the info. You should go. Why not?

Tell 'em Trixie sent ya!

I have no idea where Schenectady is.

I think it's a stop on the 4,5, or 6 lines.....somewhere past 125th street...

PLAY BY PLAY

Some of our country's best contemporary dramatists brave the risky and often comical routes we follow, when coerced by our wants, needs and desires! This 14th annual festival is presented with Proctors in conjunction with Stagworks/Hudson.

Participate of opening night enjoy a Post Show reception after the opening performance on November 28. opening up the 440 Upstairs venue.

TheatreTalk after these performances in 440 Upstairs.
Wed, Nov 28
Sun Dec 2
Wed Dec 5
Thur Dec 6

Enjoy dinner downtown prior to the show. Call the box office for participating local restaurants offering a "play-by-play" special

518.346.6204 or proctors.org

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

The dildo photo made me think.
Hudson's MOST wanted ...
How about a "Mister S." ?

Anonymous said...

ew... WASH that plug before you post it again!

Anonymous said...

You are so right... a Mr. S Leather would SO put Hudson on the map... the RIGHT map!

Anonymous said...

What time is the "Backstage Meet & Greet with the Actors and their Understudies?"

Trixie said...

Ladies,

I've been TRYING to get Hudson on the map!

The RIGHT map, indeed!

aaron said...

it is north of 125th street that for sure.

thanks for the plug trixie, your the bestest. send cookie my love.

Anonymous said...

I've never been to Schenectady. Is Proctor's a "private booth" theater like the one in Troy?

Anonymous said...

Trixie,
Very politely, regarding the current "which actress would YOU be?" poll; I completly understand that the list of actresses/roll models could run as long as a phone book (not to mention that any one of us is not merely 1 actress, but multiple actresses throughout the day ...and night,as our hormones and mood swings shift and alter.) But, FOR GOD'S SAKE ...
how could you possibly leave out TINA LOUISE!!!!!
(and who would EVER want to self identify with Julia Roberts???)
...The very fact that I'm even taking this seriously is causing me to book a double session in Therapy this week! God I've got to get laid!
:)

Trixie said...

Babydoll,

Join the club!

We didn't take houses in Hudson to get laid!

Or, the weather...

Remind me again, why I'm not in Lauderdale now?

Anonymous said...

Trixie, your not in Lauderdale because those synthetic wigs are hot in the FLA. sun...

aaron said...

the theatre in troy is closed and the answer is no, there is a movie store around the block that used to be a night club where the doors once performed.

ask me again, why am i in schenectady

Trixie said...

Buy yourself a one-way bus ticket out of Schenectady....

Babydoll, the name ALONE - you should leave that town.

I mean, ELMIRA? UTICA? ugh

As soon as you get off the bus in Port Authority in NY CITY, you can start RIGHT THERE giving blow jobs for cash to married men from Jersey....

Find six other people to rent a hovel in Bed Stuy, and turn tricks/wait tables/temp until you get your starring role on Broadway.

Easy.

Done.

Anonymous said...

Syracuse? Rochester? Buffalo?

Anonymous said...

Aaron, what's a "movie store"?

I mean, does it take tokens, or quarters?

Anonymous said...

Forget the "play-by-play special" -- I want to know which restaurants have a "pay-to-play special"...