Tuesday, November 13, 2007

New York State's Most Wanted


There I am searching New York State's Most Wanted List (why not?) and Osama bin Laden is the state's most wanted man.

Which I think is a crock of shit.

If they really wanted to, I'm sure that they would have caught him by now....but then they'd have to find another reason to justify this stupid war so that oil companies and Halliburton can continue to make money off of taxpayers dollars and young people's lives.

That's just my opinion....

It's good that they warn you about Osama, "Do not attempt to apprehend this subject."

OK. Got it. Thanks.

But the New York State Department of Criminal Justice website is definitely worth a view.

It's like "holy fucking shit". Even I'm afraid of the information that's out there. It's very accessible. I mean, people make mistakes, but give them a break....

Shit.

I'm afraid to tell my friend, Diego. He's always looking for the bad boys. A search on "Sex Offender Management" for him is like Match.com.

14 comments:

Diego said...

Haha, I know, first thing that came to my head when you mentioned the search thing was "Do they have pictures of them???". I actually have masturbated when on those prison pan pal sites. Some of them are really hot, they should have a day-at-prison event for fags. It would make the prisoners happy and serve as like community service for the fags.

Trixie said...

it's all so good, and so wrong.

It's a slippery slope here on GayHudson.com.

Anonymous said...

Two advantages of a period of "incarceration" (as they like to call it on Judge Judy) over Hudson:
1) At least you'd get Laid.
2) The food would be better than at the Diamond Street Diner.

Anonymous said...

Maybe that should be your next poll...

New York State's Most Wanted Man

Osama bin Laden?
Jake Gyllenhaal?

Anonymous said...

Good God - it's a shame! If they left the old whores (like Aggie) on the streets here in Hudson, maybe the kids would be safe.
I for one say bring back Diamond street and the girls that go along with it! Bring hooking off of the corner of 3rd and Warren and give these "young" ladies a warm dry place to turn there tricks....

Agnes said...

I knew this guy named Bill Whyte who went on and on and on about the streets being made safe by street life. I assume what he meant by street life was street walkers cause thats how we met. He gave me a book once but I think I left it on the promenade. If you see it its mine.

And I agree about yer pal Osama -if he had a lady friend to show him a good time every now and then maybe he wouldn't be all so conflicted.

Anonymous said...

Hey Diego, were you able to schedule a conjugal visit at the Hudson Correctional Facility the last time you were in town?

You can check out some of the hotties there in advance - you see them in the parks around town wearing orange, emptying trash and mowing the lawns and things.

North Fifth Street said...

Hmmm... there's a good idea here... we need to campaign to change the Hudson Correctional Facility into a minimum security prison for sex offenders... that outta spice the town up a little...

Anonymous said...

Deigo doesn't need the correctional facility he just needs to stop by my place on North Fifth. Me and my boys will tap that ass like it has never been tapped.

Trixie said...

um....Diego can chew you up and spit you out.

You have been warned.

If you play with fire boys....

Anonymous said...

What... two GH posters live on North Fifth? Is that the new sex addict zone in Hudson?

Trixie said...

Was thre an OLD Hudson sex addict zone I was not aware of?

Anonymous said...

Well, I'd heard that the area around Ferry Street and South Front Street used to see a lot of action. In the day.

Anonymous said...

Is Diego really "fire" or are you just talking him up? I'll bet that just one punch strong enough to dislocate a tooth or draw blood would be enough to pacify him to the point where he'd go down on Halle Barry and LIKE IT if you told him to. Pretty boys like him are easy enough to read. Rough them up for real just once and they're your bitch till parole.