Monday, December 10, 2007

Have you put your toy in the box, yet?


Hey -

Don't forget! There's a toy box at the Red Dot, put a toy in it for a tot.

Do it before next Monday, the 17th.

You should do it Saturday night, on your way to see Pearlene. This coming Saturday, the 15th. 11pm at the Dot.

It should be quite a show!

And there's the second part of Mr. Faulkner's penis show in Catskill Saturday as well.

You can never see enough dick. Isn't that true? No matter how many you've seen in a lifetime, there's always room to see another.

And they are each a little different.....like snowflakes.

Buy a toy and put it in the Red Dot box.

If you need ideas for toys, then DON'T use these.

Let's TRY to keep it clean folks.....people just send me this stuff....it's so inappropriate.

--Trixie











9 comments:

Anonymous said...

How did you get those books? That's the entire children's section at the Hudson Library...

aaron said...

my co-workers at the proctologist theatre were laughing today at the book covers. we esp like paddington gets tanked and why is mommy moaning.

Trixie said...

Do theatre tickets come with a dab of KY jelly and a rubber glove?

Anonymous said...

I'm still waiting to hear when Diego is making his appearance in the Toy Box.

Anonymous said...

Who are those freaky looking kids on the cover of the "Let's shit in the woods" book?

That bear should do us all a favor and start whacking them all in the head one by one.

North Fifth Street said...

Seriously now...

BOOKS make EXCELLENT children’s gifts.

They are something to inspire the young and to open a new worldview.

Reading “Eloise” made me want to visit New York. “Madeline” made me want to visit Paris. “Curious George” made me want to visit the Mineshaft.

Anonymous said...

Is "Learn to Pimp" based on "Learn to Pee"?

Because I have THAT book...

Anonymous said...

"Paddington Gets Tanked"

So THAT'S the name of that chunky guy at the end of the bar on Saturday nights...

Agnes said...

Why is mommy moaning?

w00t!

Come over here kiddo and let me explain...