Heh heh heh kiddos!
Now when somebody asks me what I'm doing when I sit in my box in the park doing yoga Ill say hi my name is Agnes welcome to Hudson and this is perfomance art dont ya know.
And that will be five dollars please thank you very much!
Well theres a new girl in town and she aint working at the diner. You probably heard that the worlds most famous performance artist after Condoletza Rice is taking up in Hudson where the nice movie theater used to be in town at Diamond and Seventh. Better her I guess than a supermarket I suppose. Because if there was a supermarket in town people would give me groceries and I dont want groceries I want fives tens and twenties.
I asked Tippy to find me some pictures of performance art because admittedly thats not my area of expertease. At social services I never tried going in and saying that I was a performance artist. Ill try it and see if it works and let you know. Hears the pictures Tippy found.
So from the looks of these them pictures perfromance art is either done naked or at the Elks Club Flag Day Parade or both. So it should fit right in in Hudson especially on Diamond Street if you follow me.
I kinda thought that last mayor election was performance art. I mean maybe that was the plan and all for that Tea S&L place to be staging performance art in the voting booth and mucking with the Hudson election. You know I was wearing my rusty "red slash SLC!" button thats "Stop Lindas Candidacy" for you newbies and well if I knew that was performance art I woulda charged five bucks for it. Well ya live and ya learn I say dont you know it.
Rose Marie has her own special brand of performance art. She used to perform her art all the time I hear in the balcony at the Community Movie Theater. In fact I think they named it the Community Theater after her. Just ask anybody on the Hudson Whalers ’53 football team. Yeah, they were the Whalers, then the Sailors, and then I guess to get the seamen connotation away from the boys they changed em to the Fighting Cobras. I dont know of any Cobras in Hudson though I seen a few less threatening trouser snakes in my day. Trust me they dont fight me! I swallow them they dont swallow me.
What were we talking about again?