Monday, December 10, 2007
Hudson Fitness Center Sign
A faithful reader sent me this photo of a sign at the Hudson Fitness Center....which I think is in Hudson, but barely....
We all know that gay boys are hard up in this town, but we DO have STANDARDS!!
We don't want to look at your nasty, fat ass or your shrivelled-up dick.
Thank God SOMEONE is telling all these ugly guys to cover up!
Who wants to see a four-inch dick? It's enough to send any screaming queen over the fence.
Should we go back to the Hallie Berry vs. Dick Cheney question?
Just because we're gay doesn't mean we'll do just anyone! Why, you can't even get a second glance in the Pines if you're not on your third cycle of steroids.
Why do you think glory holes were invented? (Now, was that Eli Whitney? Or did he invent something else?)
The sign should read,
"We are a gym, but we're ashamed of the human body. Cover thyselves for thou are naked and thou shall have shame! Nowhere can nakedness prevail, not even after a shower in a single-sex locker room!"