Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Is there a Chocolate Santa?

Big Momma received the following e-mail from a dedicated reader -

"Big Momma needs to step in.

I have commented, like, 30 times on the need for chocolate santas in Hudson. Whoever edits the comments on doesn't post anything with the words, "chocolate santa" in it.

I'm sorry, but "chocolate santa" is a fairly standard term in a large portion of American society, like it or not. Hudson DESERVES and NEEDS a chcocolate santa, and I think Big Momma is the one who needs to take up the fight."

Big Momma agree's Santa can be of any race, color or sex. Here are a few pictures Big Momma was able to find of differant Santa's from around the world.


As you can see these are just a few of the Santa's the are out there and if you look hard enough I am sure you can find a Trannie Santa as well. If you do send that photo to for her next post.
Love ya'll and Happy Holidays
Big Momma


Trixie said...

Not on Christmas, Dawn...

Not on Christmas!

Anonymous said...

Let lose Trixie, take a good chocolate santa when ever you can get one. They can fill all your guilty desires and then leave you craving for more...

Anonymous said...

I want some swiss cheese fondue Santa from Bel-Ami...

Anonymous said...

I saw Daddy kissing Tranny Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night
He didn't hear me squeak
As he gave Santa some greek
He thought that I was tucked up
In my bedroom fast asleep

Then I felt Daddy tickle Tranny Claus
Underneath his muff so snowy white
What a laugh it would have been
If Daddy had only seen
Me dressing up like Tranny Claus last night!

Rose Marie said...

Enough about Santa!

Remember, JESUS is the reason for the shop-till-you-drop season.


Anonymous said...

Someone needs to steal the WalMart Salvation Army kettle and slam Rose Marie in the head with it...

Anonymous said...

Big Momma dear you best be watching your cholesterol and avoiding a purseful of fried chicken and onion loops or you will be meeting your maker much too soon.

Anonymous said...

And remember, there is bad cholesterol and B-A-A-A-D cholesterol. You only want to be eating the B-A-A-A-D cholesterol.

Anonymous said...

Her body measurements are perfect in every dimension
She’s got a figure that’s sho’ ‘nuff gettin’ attention
She’s poetry in motion, a beautiful sight to see
I get so excited viewin’ her anatomy

(She’s built) She’s built, she’s stacked (Oh, she’s got)
Got all the curves that men like (She’s got all the curves that men like)
(She’s built) She’s built, she’s stacked (Oh, she’s got)
Got all the curves that men like (Got all the curves that men like, look at her)

She’s a bad mama jama
Just as fine as she can be, hey
She’s a bad mama jama, oh
Just as fine as she can be!