Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Ix-Nay on Earlene-Pay


OK, Pearlene has been cancelled for this Saturday at the Red Dot.

I don't know why, I think it was something I said.

Meanwhile, I'm going to go see Kiki and Herb at Carnegie Hall tonight.

Here are a few photos from their prior performances. I started seeing them years ago at PS 122 a few blocks from me in the East Village, in a black box, on folding chairs.

I saw them in Carnegie Hall (2004?) at their "Retirement" concert.

Then, after the "Retirement" concert, Kiki told the story of how she drank the milk from the cow that ate the afterbirth of Christ. Now, she's immortal.

And you think I make up shit?

The show is one thing, but the crowd is awesome. 1,800 of NYC's finest gay boys in one room.

They have enough money (one way or another) to afford the ticket price and they all have a dry, bitter, sarcastic sense of humor.

My kinda guys; smart and funny - and they pay their own bills.

Thank you.

Ugh, I could start telling you my latest dating experiences, but I only have seven hours before the show starts....

On that note, I gotta run...

Did you put your toy in the box, yet?

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

FUCK what are we going to do Saturday night now? G*damn this lazy ass upstate town. I guess I'll have to invite friends over for sex.

What happened, did the truck carrying Pearline to Hudson collapse the Bourne Bridge?

Trixie said...

TRIXIE's is always open, fellas!

Cash in advance.

I just got my first winter heating bill....

Anonymous said...

Come on, tell us about your latest dating aftermath - just the highlights... or do we have to read about it in the New York Post? Or on a placemat at Dunkin Donuts (our local Hudson Police Gazette)?

Trixie said...

Well, it all started at the Hudson Penitentiary.....and went downhill from there!

...but the sex was good.

Trixie said...

And if you need something else to DO....

I can be convinced to give you some more porn clips!

Whallit be, fellas?

With Truxie in town, it's now like, WONDER PORN-TWIN POWERS - ACTIVATE!

Form of JOEY STEFANO!

Shape of an ICE DILDO!

WOOOM!

Anonymous said...

So THAT'S where you were last weekend...

TRIXIE TESTS LIMITS OF NEW CONJUGAL VISIT LAWS

Anonymous said...

Maybe someone could organize a weekly porn night, like on the outdoor wall of John Doe, with the parking lot arranged with chairs, in the Spring/Summer months...

But what do we do till THEN?

Anonymous said...

Well we can watch that buttilicious Massachusetts bitch on YouTube I guess...

PEARLINE BLAH BLAH BLAH

Anonymous said...

The Completely Insane Ms. Kiki DuRane.

NOW we know whose genes flow in Trixies "diet coke" soaked veins...

Agnes said...

Kiki Kiki Kiki she was one helluva kooky looker wunnered what ever became of her.

aaron said...

im jealous.... enjoy the show!

Tippy said...

i dON't WANT TO StARt A blAMeSTorM BuT wHY HASn't PeaRLine'S caNCeLlatIoN BEEn fACEBOokEd YET? thEsE pEopLe NeEd to SpRing INto ceNTUry 21 NOT JuST cARry the shoPping bAG.

Straight Dad said...

You know there is too much GayHudson influence, when I read in a child care book:

"Between the Agnes of 9 months and a year, she may wean herself.."

I asked myself - What is Agnes doing now ?

Then - Why would a straight Dad read this blog ?

Trixie said...

We love you, Straight Dad!!!!

Anonymous said...

Herb is a hottie, I am sure he loves it when KiKi bends him over his piano bench and starts slamming his head against the keys...

aaron said...

i love me a straight dad. i <3 DILF