Sunday, December 16, 2007

The "Register-Star" and Trannie Porn

It's a love/hate relationship with the "Register-Star", isn't it?

It's the local newspaper, and we read it....begrudgingly.

(BTW, why do I feel I say things that people already know, but are afraid to say? Everyone, time to take your balls out of your purse!)

The readership is squarely in Hudson's third and fifth wards, and the surrounding areas.

The "Register-Star"'s Hudson is Scalera's Hudson, which is still about two-thirds of the town. That's why the "Register-Star" endorsed him. They know who reads the circular ads.

The front page article today is "Promoters seek new venue for Grey Fox Fest".

Too bad it's not, "Promoters seek new venue for Redd Foxx Fest".

I would go to THAT festival.

"Elizabeth! I'm coming to join you, honey!"

Page two today is an article on Bradgelina buying a house in Louisiana. Page two? I spent $1.50 and that's the "news" that makes page two?

Basically, as Hudson changes, the Register-Star has to change, or it will lose.

For instance, on-line subscriptions need to have the ENTIRE newspaper. WTF? People have computers, why waste paper?

Maybe it was the editorial section today that got my attention:

From page A4 today:

"During the recent Hudson mayoral campaign, Linda Mussmann inspired plenty of polarized feelings with her decision to run on her own minor party ticket after losing the Democratic primary to Michael O'Hara. Some of those feelings were appreciative and grateful. Some were disdainful. Some could not be printed in a general circulation newspaper."

I have no idea WHAT they're talking about!!!

All I can tell you, babydoll, is that GayHudson.com's readership grows steadily every month!

I love all my readers, especially the heteros!

Straight Dads and ladies in Germantown reading gay porn-inspired websites. It's a brave new world!

In the future, the lines will be blurred, much like trannie porn.

Here's a hot guy getting fucked by a "chick with a dick"

Here's another video, this time, he fucks "her".

Is it gay? Is it straight? You decide....or not....just go with it.

And THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is the future.

6 comments:

Rose Marie said...

ENOUGH canoeing crossdressing harpies!!!

North Fifth Street said...

I'm not sure I consider the Register-Star a "general circulation newspaper"...

Anonymous said...

The Grey Fox Fest?

They drummed them right out of Ancramdale.

And so they come crawling back to Hudson.

But Hudson doesn't go for boozy bluegrass...

Anonymous said...

Hudson doesn't go for BLUES and FOLK...

Anonymous said...

Sanford & Son.

Now THAT was performance art...

Hudson said...

The Rag used to have 15,000 readers, now it has 5,000. Why don't their owners wise up and realize that if this keeps up, the paper will be worthless as an investment?