Sunday, January 27, 2008

Butt Piracy

I charge by the pound.

Miss Trixie Starr of the city of Hudson represented the 12534 on the Butt Pirate's ship, the SS Libertine.

It feels so good to be back in the cold. My nipples are perkier.

It was a publicity tour for Miss Trixie's Whorehouse. The new gay-ish, vegan-ish, porn-ish, weekly-ish, party starting Friday night February 15th at Jason's Upstairs. I'll give you more details once I unpack and do laundry.

I've been "spreading" the word.....and maybe a few sphincter muscles.

Picking up boys was easy!

I asked one guy to take a photo for my dear, sweet friend and fellow blogger, Rose Marie. This is what he took.

"Wait", he stopped me on the deck, "aren't you Miss Trixie Starr of Hudson; party promoter, political commentator, and dominatrix?"

"Why, yes, that's me."

"Then you must know ____________."

"Yes. Doesn't he own that big _______ house, down by the __________?"

"Yes! That's him!"

It's a small fucking world, folks.

I'll have the tossed Greek salad, please.

So many couples....not enough time....

Yeah, if you're so happily married, then why is your boyfriend sucking my dick?

Oh. You're BOTH bottoms? And that

He doesn't know it, but he's my new boyfriend.

I'm constantly hitting boys with my purse. Someone has to teach them RESPECT!

There was so much to eat, it's really hard for a gurl to keep her figure.

They were all up my skirt.

Really, not that much different than a night at the Red Dot.
(I love the one on the left...)


Five and Diamond Vintage said...

Please tell me you didn't wear the same damn dress for ten days!

Trixie said...

Bitchy comments from BIOLOGICAL WOMEN!

WTF is happening to this town?

I would have thought that you'd be happy with the white tights. Obviously, there's just no pleasing Hudsonites!


Yes, as a matter of fact, I DID wear the same dress!

A sniff of each stain brings me right back to a certain man, a place, and time.

It's like magic.

Anonymous said...

: ))))
welcome back to the shores and whores of Hudson City!

aaron said...

got the whore thing right.

Anonymous said...

Two bottoms together works this way:
Extra long double headed dildo, "kiss" in the middle.

Anonymous said...

In Hudson you can look around town and see all the ballast block from the whaling ships, stone used as ballast, repurposed by our clever cheap forefathers as foundation stone.

Today, there's a different kind of ballast used (eviscerated in picture one.)

Rose Marie said...

I am utterly horrified by the state of follicle abuse in these photos. Didn't ANYONE on that lovely cruise ship wax or let their natural color grow in before this cruise!!!

Anonymous said...


Green "Plow Boy" tank top.

And his friend.

When are they coming to Hudson???

Rose Marie said...

"Once I do laundry..."

Well, finally another topic upon which I am an authority!

Obviously, there's no underwear. I guess those butt pirates threw them overboard.

The dress? Burn it in a can outside. We have liberal refuse disposal laws in Columbia County.

The wig and chest hair? Soak in RID for three days then a normal hot cycle in Tide should do the trick.

Anonymous said...

Hey Miss Trix, when are the four heifers coming to Hudson?

(Notice I didn't say five...)

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't pay any attention to that. You know how bitchy fags can be!

Anonymous said...

One more Hudson whaling expedition, I see...

Peter said...

trixala dahling - i certainly dont have the slightest interest in your litttle picadillos or petty feuds with your gal pals - but I do know one thing from ,,,,,,,ehr....first hand experience,,,,,,, that picture is NOT rose marie - her endowment is much bigger than your little shipmate's......

Trixie said...

Does anyone know how big Rose Marie Frantanzella's dick is?

Or, does EVERYONE know already?

Rose Marie said...

I charge by the pound!

Oh, like I'm so lucky to get paid for my volunteer work. Get your mind out of the gutter, you city types... I charge by the pound at the clothing table at Saint Mary's Trash 'n' Treasure Sale of course! Look for me there and see for yourself.

Anonymous said...

I wore those turq. spandex merman tights in the 1982 Gay Pride Parade down 5th avenue. I guess some classics never die!

Anonymous said...

"Some classics never dye."

You mean like that red wig?

Anonymous said...

Love the four Holsteins!

Glad to see you're supporting our local Columbia County dairy industry, Trixie.

Anonymous said...

I'd like to know why Schenectady as an option on the "Where Do You Want To Go On Vacation" poll and TROY isn't!

This kind of petty upstate snobbery knows no bounds I guess.

Anonymous said...

Love, exciting and new
Come Aboard. We're expecting you.
Love, life's sweetest reward.
Let it flow, it floats back to you.
Love Boat soon will be making another run
The Love Boat promises something for everyone

Anonymous said...


Rub on some lotion
The places l can't reach

I like that

Anonymous said...

Come join the loveboat
We're anchored offshore
Martinis and bikinis
Oh, l'amour!

Anonymous said...

Hudson is a seaport, can you get the boat to head up the Hudson to the 12534 next time and drop off a few of the hotties?

Anonymous said...