Monday, January 21, 2008

Hedda Hudson gives us the SCOOP!

Orgy in Greenport

Thank GOD we FINALLY found a gossip columnist!

True - a few months ago, I'm sitting at the bar of the Red Dot and some dude says to me, "So, you're the gossip queen of Hudson?"

I answered, "What the fuck do you want?"

I'm the gossip queen? Please. I don't know any good gossip, that's why I make this shit up. If I knew anything, I'd tell you.

BUT - Hedda Hudson KNOWS gossip!

If you don't have anything nice to say, talk to her.....

And if that dude wants to talk to me again, next time, buy me a beer!

Show a gal a little respect, dammit!

-Trixie


Darling.....I look great in black and white...

Well today was ALL about real estate....house, rentals and Joey Stefano!

The gossip I gathered, while sipping my café au lait at the counter and using my Chanel compact to discreetly see who was talking, was that a cute designer couple had rented the space next to Red Dot. Hudson restaurateurs can stop worrying about the competition of another dining establishment, and start saying “that’s just what Hudson needs, another FUCKING gay couple!”

The space next to Earthfoods was sold to landlord /property owner “Mr. B”. I expect a full gut job....similar to one of his other properties where 21c. currently resides @ 533 Warren. Let's hope he can garner a fashionable tenate...we could really use a "Fredericks of Hollywood" as my clear acrylic stilettos are getting a little worn.....

The fashionable antiques dealer returned from his château in the South of France this week...to the news he is a bonefide artist....he sold one of his delicious “porn collage” pieces titled “into the woods”.....there are some other pieces left (upstairs gallery) so you can go see the boys you’ve masturbated to on screens, art etc.....and if you want to step it up a notch buy a piece of John Findys pieces that feature “original” photographs of Joey Stefano mounted on limited edition plates .........honey they’ll make want eat everything on the plate!

So I gotta run there is a cosmo screaming my name......or it is the russian boy...I mean vodka.....(as we all know Amanda laWhore has the Russian for hire boys all to herself...leaving none for us).....

Hedda

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

"...another FUCKING gay couple!”

What we NEED is another gay couple FUCKING.

Anonymous said...

Love the "orgy" photo... wasn't that a window at "Incident Report"?

Anonymous said...

i don't know about Incident Report, but I know that the Santa version of "Orgy in Greenport" was in a shop window for Winterwalk...

Anonymous said...

"Château in the South of France" does not equal "Backalley entrance in Troy."

Anonymous said...

"a cosmo screaming your name" OR "a customer screaming your name"?

Anonymous said...

There are Russian for hire boys in Hudson?

Anonymous said...

BOO! Hedda wears FUR!

Anonymous said...

Hedda gives us the scoop.... or the POOP?

Anonymous said...

"Wears" fur?

Hon, Hedda EATS fur.

Anonymous said...

The Russian Boy?

Hedda, you know SLAVA MOGUTIN?

I'm in LURV with him! Please bring him to Hudson!

http://slavamogutin.blogspot.com/