Thursday, January 3, 2008

WWJD? What Would JOAN Do?

I make no money off this blog, get no sex.....and I already have a large portion of this town hating me.
I was feeling down in the dumps today.
I thought, why do I even bother with this fucking stick-up-their-ass, can't-getta-blow job, bunch-of-alcoholics, I'm-not-invited-to-their-fucking-cocktail-party, town of Hudson?!?
And then, I was inspired. The sky opened, and there was a sign from above.
Joan Rivers has a blog.
And it's brilliant!
It gave me the courage to move forward, and continue.
Thank you, Joan.
You are the wind beneath my fucking wings.
PS - there really is a bizarre group of people in Hudson who are constantly complaining about this blog and me.....blah, blah, blah....they just don't get it.
But yet, they read EVERYDAY and they are constantly linking to!! Readership is up! Thanks fellas!
I've told those fucking assholes before, if you don't like it, then don't read it!
AND, you can eat my pussy, you miserable fucks!


Anonymous said...

This blog SUCKS. You haven't had a 70's TV star post in days.

Anonymous said...

You dry cunt. WHY haven't you trashed the South of Warren Ladies Auxiliary Society or the South of Warren Debutante Club or the South Of Warren Exacting Historic Preservation Standards Board lately? Why are you letting them off? Payola???

Anonymous said...

I'll be watching the Joan Rivers blog (thanks) for any comments from Trixie.

Anonymous said...

You ought to be watching the Joan Rivers' blog for comments from Truxie - Truxie's the one who flaunts big bling.

North Fifth Street said...

"If you don't like it, then don't read it!"

Trixie hon, the long cold winter has just begun...

What ELSE am I gonna read - the "Rent-A-Toaster" weekly circular? A wet 1987 Martha Stewart Living from the box outside John Doe? The menu at Food Sing? Tippy's tax returns? The labels of all the empties from Hudson Wine Merchants strewn around my kitchen?

More porn please.

Anonymous said...


She'd go on QVC and sell it!!!

What are you gonna go on QVC and sell Trixie?

Anonymous said...

Trixie will be selling her old musty blue cheese encrusted crotch for you all to chew on.

Trixie said...


Please....stop confusing us!

Trixie's vegan-ish.

It's tofu-encrusted, thank you.

Anonymous said...

Trixie??? Musty??? I hate these straight guys who are so breast-obsessed that they can't tell mammarian protuberances apart.

Anonymous said...

This blog sucks.

What ever became of our political consciousness? How come no one can figure out a way to get cheap hung Brazilian hustlers to Hudson?

Anonymous said...

Dude, "Mammarian Protuberances 'N' Beer" is a GREAT Zappa song!

Anonymous said...

"Mammarian Protuberances" - wasn't that the name of one of Bette Midler's tours?

You know, an early one.. before she went Disney... while she was still funny...

Anonymous said...

Trixie, this blog bites. I don't like "teeth" OK? Agnes can show you how to do it right.

Can't we start trashing the 2009 Hudson mayoral race NOW or something?

Or how about YOUR candidacy. That's a good resolution. What's YOUR platform - and I don't mean 12-inch red platform heels...

Or better yet: MAYOR MUFFY!!! Get that dagger on it.

Trixie said...

That's not fair!

Agnes can take her teeth OUT!

That's why she gives the best head in town.

Miss Muffy Diver said...

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Trixie said...



It's about time we had a lesbian mayor!

Anonymous said...

well, can I go ahead and write Mussmann's campaign slogan then?


Anonymous said...

Lick Muffy.


Anonymous said...

Hey Trixie you forgot one - Jesus. Jesus hates you too.

Anonymous said...

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
Guess I'll go eat worms.
Long, thin, slimy ones; Short, fat, juicy ones,
Itsy, bitsy, fuzzy wuzzy worms.

aaron said...

love the joan rivers blog.

Anonymous said...

Dear Trixie, I can't tell you how much I look forward to seeing you on QVC, I could watch you every day. You could be selling lice off a hooker's muff and I'll bet people would still buy, buy, buy. Can I make a suggestion? Could you make more of the 12-inch bracelets? I know they would sell, I can't wear anything smaller.