No wonder this town is struggling! Hudson needs more Jews!!
I looked into the Hudson Library to try to find out WHY the synagogue on Warren Street is now a Baptist church.
There's been a plan all along....move the Jews to the outskirts of Hudson.
The plan was put together during the recent Hudson revitalization, all orchestrated by Hudson's B.O.O.B., the Bottom Owned and Operated Businesses.
Move the Jews out of town, let the WASPS pay full retail.
Someone said to me this weekend...
"Maybe he's anti-Semitic. Maybe he doesn't want to date a Jew?"
Not date a Jew? Are you insane?
All of us Long Island girls are raised to date Jewish boys!
How else were you EVER going to get out of Massapequa?
- Find a nice Jewish husband (reform - they'll marry goyim.)
- Move to Great Neck.
- Get the kids into private school.
Jewish guys come pre-packaged. They know how to treat a gal - like a princess!!
Bring out the Catholic school girl dress, and the world is yours!
You naughty little shiksa!
Seriously, I was 13 before I ever met a Protestant.
Some Pentecostal family moved in down the block.
They weren't Italian or Jewish.
Who were they? They had such strange customs. It was odd.
It was easy to fuck with the Protestants, since they had no exposure or immunity to guilt.
A level two guilt-trip would send them crying.
You would hear mothers yelling out onto the street, "Anthony, Miriam, stop teasing the protestants! Just leave them alone, what did they ever do to you? You're doing this to kill me, aren't you!?"
Bring the Jews back to Hudson!
Harvey Fierstein was in town this week.
It's a good sign. There's hope.