Ill point you in the right direction kiddos! All over Diamond Street they call me the "Hudson AAA."
My analytics need to be applied now you see. The latest poll What is the Most Important Element of a Gay Party in Hudson? has closed and so I will use my logic and explain it all for you young ones that may not understand everything about this great big world.
40 people voted. Tippy get out your calculator.
Booze got 2 votes and cheap liquor got 4 votes. Well we all know which ones live North of Warren (booze) and which ones live South of Warren (cheap liquor). So 6 people or 15% of Hudson doesnt know the difference between booze and cheap liquor. No big surprise there. We all know who you are and where you sit at the bar at the Red Dot.
The liquor votes from Ward 3 werent counted since those people all drink out of paper bags when they go out.
Drag queens got 5 votes.
So Trixie voted 5 times.
Good music got 6 votes out of 40.
So there is an 85% chance that the Four Nations Ensemble will not be playing at Trixies party anytime soon and you can leave your cello at home along with your underwear.
Gogo Boys got 11 votes and Kennedy Fried Chicken got 12 votes.
Well I have an appetite for these things and those gogo boys Friday night WERE chicken. A whole bucket of breast legs and thighs Id say.
So 23 people total in Hudson have a taste for well how do you say it they have a Lolita complex which is an attraction for sexy younger people with nice skin tone not wearing a lot of clothing and sucking on lollipops and shaking their moneymakers right in your face.
Junk swinging in my face? Well I just say thats all normal and healthy.
So over half of Hudson (57.5% thanks Tippy!) is healthy.
Columbia Greene Hospital has absolutely nothing to do with that.
Our sexual natures has everything to do with our being healthy.
And maybe Columbia Greene hospital needs to hire more sexy nurses and bedside manner feel you up doctors and hot hairy chested EMS guys in tight trousers.
And not grumpy old ones who ask me whats wrong with Agnes now.
So maybe the Columbia Greene emergency room could become a nightclub and Gio could DJ there and Trixie could wear her slit to there nurses outfit and give prostate exams and penicillin tequila shots and Big Momma could make you fill out pages of paperwork to get a drink and then go on break and lose your records and Rose Marie could protest outside and hand out flyers and give people pregnancy tests when they are in front smoking.
People are talking about making the Hudson Correctional Facility a prison for sexual predators and I dont know about that. Sexual predators generally are just cheap guys with no money and bad haircuts who dont know how to treat a lady right and try to get in her pantys for free and have cars without radios.
These no account sexual predator guys live all over Columbia County and have places to go out in Hudson and it was nice that Trixie took one of their places over for a night for her party and cornfused them.
And thats my analassist so now you understand.
Tippy your camera got it wrong its 40 years not 140. Stupid cat.