Thursday, February 7, 2008

Bring Ethan Allen Stores Back to Hudson!

Chests of drawers back to Hudson!

Petit-fours back to Hudson!

Hot hors hors hors' doeurves back to Hudson!

Bring the J'adore!'s back to Hudson. I have no idea what that means, Tippy just handed that to me on a scrap of paper. I thought the door was locked...

Enough about the squalid underbelly of Hudson, or muffintop, or whatever Trixie calls her netherworld fleshy regions. Just get a new girdle, cinch it, freshen your Merle Norman makeup (no need to dress up, hello, this is HUDSON!)

All you happy young homemakers, join me next Friday at Stare Galleries where they will be selling some lovely homemaking objects, like butterchurns and rug whips and spinning wheels, and things like soggy broken victrolas they can't sell at John Doe.

And some nice dishes and giftwares for the upcoming weddings in your life. Where do these invitations come from? If I have to sit through one more plated chicken supper at a Poughkeepsie wedding hall...

So I like to stock up on cheap gifts in advance.  Just about any pretty old dish can be used as an ashtray these days, you see it in all the magazines - though some old things are kind of hard to wrap up and make them look like you got them at a real department store at Crossgates.

And you know I can't resist my white wine. In the back at Stare there's a charming young lady (boys...!) who serves a delightful chardonnay. They sure do know their audience!

The sale starts at 6:00 pm upstairs at 549 Warren Street on Friday February 15th. Grab a number and join me, and fill me in on all fresh local Hudson gobbletygook you've heard!

I sure hope to see you. You know I always say, if you have nothing nice to say, sit right over here next to me.

16 comments:

Rose Marie said...

Those harsh words you just left on my home answering machine Miss Trixie are generally not heard in the best homes in Hudson. I hope that you understand if I do not deign to proffer you a polite response.

Miss Muffy Diver said...

sit on my chest of drawers

Agnes said...

Myself what I heard Trixie say was Bring the WHORES back to Hudson.

Maybe you got some AquaNet in your ears Rosie hon.

Big Momma said...

Ladies please, all this mud slinging. Someone is going to get hurt and Agnes at your age losing a hip would put you out of business.

Miss Muffy Diver said...

old whores never die

the rates just get lower

Class of 56 said...

You make me smile, even at 8 in the morning!

Class of '56

Rose Marie said...

Oh, thi's rich Big Momma, playing the peacemaker. Since from what I've heard you usually don't play the peacemaker, you CARRY one.

Rose Marie said...

Chippendale! Hepplewhite! Sheraton! Queen Ann! Sevres! Staffordshire! Spode! Wedgewood!

This is going to be the most fun Friday night Hudson has seen in YEARS!

lost in castration said...

Chippendale, Hepplewhite, Sheraton, Queen Ann, Sevres, Staffordshire, Spode, Wedgewood...

are those the name of the drag queens that are going to be at the party?

Anonymous said...

Fuck the drag queens. How many go-go boys?

Trixie said...

However many gogo boys there will be, it'll be more than what you've got now.

Anonymous said...

Fuck the drag queens. I meant that in the sweetest way bitch.

Trixie said...

You have to be nice to the evil, bitter drag queens if you want to see the gogo boys!

Didn't you learn that in Gay 201?

Along with the showing of Mommie Dearest and Hush Hush Sweet Charlotte?

Anonymous said...

I don't want to "see" the gogo boys.

I want to bugger them.

Didn't you learn that in Gay 201???

Rose Marie said...

Bring the zut alors back to Hudson!

Again I have absolutely no idea what that means but it sounds good.

Anonymous said...

Was it just me or did the auction seem short - like Colin and Rebecca and David were rushing through things to get to the party next door...