Chests of drawers back to Hudson!
Petit-fours back to Hudson!
Hot hors hors hors' doeurves back to Hudson!
Bring the J'adore!'s back to Hudson. I have no idea what that means, Tippy just handed that to me on a scrap of paper. I thought the door was locked...
Enough about the squalid underbelly of Hudson, or muffintop, or whatever Trixie calls her netherworld fleshy regions. Just get a new girdle, cinch it, freshen your Merle Norman makeup (no need to dress up, hello, this is HUDSON!)
All you happy young homemakers, join me next Friday at Stare Galleries where they will be selling some lovely homemaking objects, like butterchurns and rug whips and spinning wheels, and things like soggy broken victrolas they can't sell at John Doe.
And some nice dishes and giftwares for the upcoming weddings in your life. Where do these invitations come from? If I have to sit through one more plated chicken supper at a Poughkeepsie wedding hall...
So I like to stock up on cheap gifts in advance. Just about any pretty old dish can be used as an ashtray these days, you see it in all the magazines - though some old things are kind of hard to wrap up and make them look like you got them at a real department store at Crossgates.
And you know I can't resist my white wine. In the back at Stare there's a charming young lady (boys...!) who serves a delightful chardonnay. They sure do know their audience!
The sale starts at 6:00 pm upstairs at 549 Warren Street on Friday February 15th. Grab a number and join me, and fill me in on all fresh local Hudson gobbletygook you've heard!
I sure hope to see you. You know I always say, if you have nothing nice to say, sit right over here next to me.