Monday, February 11, 2008

Party Planning - Bringing the Whores Back to Hudson!





So....DJ Gio and I are putting together this party.....it's this Friday and next, the 15th and 22nd at Jason's Upstairs bar, on Warren St.

Of course, some South of Warren girls have to put in their two cents.

Miss Priss is a 40-something year old gay man who lives South of Warren.


"You can't possibly have balloons! They're so gauche!"
"Top shelf alcohol, only."
"Make sure I'm on Amanda LePore's guestlist."


yeah, yeah, yeah....whatever.

Listen, this is the deal, folks:

It's from 9 till whenever. $5 to get in, $3 if you bring the passcard, which you'll have to find around town, or I've heard that they were on the floor at Lowe's on Sunday!

(Passcards on the floor at Lowe's on Sunday! Gio and I should just pass the cards out at Lowe's and Home Depot on the weekend, this way, we'll reach all you queens!)

From 9 until around 10:30-11, it's going to be lounge-y music, then I'm going to introduce the gogo dancers, give away some porn freebies, and then we're going to kick the music up a notch or two.

There's even going to be dollar shots. Don't get too drunk, because I'm not cleaning up after your messy ass!

There'll be good music and hot gogo boys -- what the fuck more do you want?

Just shut up, dance, drink, and have a good time!

Dammit!

27 comments:

Rose Marie said...

BRING THE S'MORES BACK TO HUDSON!

Hot frothy marshmallow and oozy chocolate squozen out of too-tite crunchy yellow gingham...

Wonder what made me think of that!

Trixie said...

I'm going to get Big Momma and the two of us plus-size gals are going to sit on your face, you fucking bitch.

But, first, we're going make sure our pussies are wet and as moist as a snack cake.

mmmmmm....

I'm getting hungry!

Big Momma said...

Ladies, Ladies and I do use the term loosely! No need to sling mud at each-other we all have deep dark secrets (Yes even Rose, I know about her and father Schiffer in the confessional both) but none the less we should be celebrating and thanking Trixxie Starr for bring some life back into this sleepy little town.
I am going to take this moment to thank Trixxie for all she does and the love that she spreads (along with the few STD's) but none the less she is trying, that is more than we can say about any of the rest of you....

Trixie said...

Thank you, Big Momma.

It's so good having you on my side.

um, I guess.

Anonymous said...

Yeah you got Big Momma on your side...

On your right side, on your left side, in the front, and especialy on your BACK

North Fifth Street said...

Hey Big Momma, what put the "XXX" in Trixxxxie?

Rose Marie said...

Dear friends, I read this in a book I found outside the Second Show one day entitled, "How to Do It" by Elsa Maxwell: "I make enemies deliberately. They are the sauce piquante to my dish of life."

This calls for a margarita, ladies!

Trixie said...

Go Fuck Yourself!

Rose Marie said...

All you need to complete the ensemble Miss Trixie is a snack pouch for Big Momma and a "Miss Widewaters" sash.

Jennifer North said...

I wouldn't pay any attention to that. You know how bitchy fags can be!

Trixie said...

Rose Marie,

You and lover Miss Priss are on the shit list.

Just ask for "Trixie's Shit List" at the door, you'll be on it.

Rose Marie said...

Here's another fave quote of mine, from The Wit 'n' Wisdom of Mother Teresa... "Jesus said love one another. He didn't say love the whole world."

Trixie said...

Mr. Weinberger, Dawn Davenport
is eating a meatball sandwich...
right out in class,
and she's been passing notes!

I was not eating. I got a knife here in my pocketbook...and I'm gonna cut you up after class.

Agnes said...

Reheasing hard for your big show Friday leaving you ornery? I know whats thats like. Or maybe you got itchy ovarys, thats what we call menopause down at the womens clinic. Ya outta get yerself checked in Trixie sugarplum esspechully if yer having hot flashes.

Agnes said...

And sugarplum you didnt hear me right I didnt say they were all over the floor at Lowes I said that you needed some new support hose.

the bard of stratford on avon said...

Hang, cur! hang, you whoreson, insolent noisemaker!

James said...

Oh darling, half the fun of eating meat is hacking it up!

michael alig said...

You're just some lame-ass, Johnny-come-lately, fairy, faggot, copycat! You don't even know your skrink from your skrod! You stupid logger blogger!

Big Momma said...

Trixxie - Darling! I got your back, don't worry about it gurl. If Rosie or any of these other bitches get out of line I will handle them.
For all you smart asses that have shit to say, Momma may be big. But it just more to love! Ask most of you husbands they can tell ya.
And the reason Trixxie Starr has 2 x's and 2 r's is because she is fabulous and 1 just wouldn't do her justice. Any more lame ass questins for Momma?

Agnes said...

Wow from the looks of these pictures its gonna be a fancy party. Better find something to doll myself up in.

Rose Marie said...

Tiaras and mink stoles and pink tights and yellow feathered cocktail dresses that make you look like Big Bird. Oh and that mother-of-the-Tampa-bride floral schmatta Big Momma's been sporting.

You've got a lot to work with here, Aggie.

dorothy draper said...

Yeah, a fancy party. Think balloons and crepe paper. The decorations committee has gone all out here.

Project Runway said...

Hey Trixie what's the pattern on your pink leggings? Is the party called "Bring the Spores Back to Hudson" or something?

enquiring minds said...

Where are the go-go boys going to be from 9:00 until 11:00???

Trixie said...

Up my skirt.

I'll let you know....watch this space...

Anonymous said...

Be careful when talking about "shots" at Jason's - people in Columbia County get easily cornfused.

Anonymous said...

Is there going to be a drinking contest - who can drink more, South of Warren or North of Warren???